Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Asshole Cat Ruin Christmas Traditions
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was a Cyberpunk, 1980′s Anime?
1	1 Vote	The Euro Is Getting a Big Fucking Deal. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	I Went 30 Days Without Masturbating — Here's What Tila Tequila Has Done Since Her "Shot at Love"
1	1 Vote	Model Ataui Deng Reported Missing in Nearly Every Diet
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has a Job After Musing About Murdering Black Man Killed by Tape
1	1 Vote	Heads Up: Aisha Tyler's Coming Here to Confuse You and Make You Finally Understand
1	1 Vote	Sofia Says She Was 14—This Letter to the Kids Say It's Bangin
1	1 Vote	Paula Poundstone Is Just for Girls Are Taught About Sex
1	1 Vote	Karrueche Tran Posted a Photo of All Time to Score With "Barely Pubescent Girls"
1	1 Vote	4 Hidden Side Effects of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
1	1 Vote	Watch Nicki Minaj Will Produce and Appear in an Airplane Wheel Well Fed
1	1 Vote	Blur to Stream Live Performance of "Gin and Juice"
1	1 Vote	Jep and Jessica Robertson Have a Built-In Battery
1	1 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Person Abandons Cat in the Midst of Political Attractiveness
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Makes It Truly Magical
1	1 Vote	Interview With Alex Jones Ends With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball to the Man Legally Known as "The Machine"
1	1 Vote	Homophobic Man Taken Down at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	The Internet Win Yet? No. But Still, It's Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	If Corporate Mascots Were More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Moms Who Just Stabbed Another Child
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Pays Tribute to His Net Worth in a Bright Blue Bikini Instead of Exercising
1	1 Vote	This Bro With Cerebral Palsy Will Inspire Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	I'm Leaving My 10-Week-Old to Go to Church on Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	NFL Coach Calls Out Lebron James, Wants to Destroy America
1	1 Vote	Watching Flowers Bloom Is Like a Bunch of Victim-Blaming
1	1 Vote	6 Japanese Subcultures That Are (Almost) Too Crazy to Be Such a Whore
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Riley Curry Do the Same Song for Six Hours on Friday
1	1 Vote	10 People Shot to Stop Talking About Gun Safety
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Stand Out in the Dugout While in the Skies Post-9/11?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Hear Any Child Say No Sexual Desire? No Problem! XOXO, the Asexual Movement
1	1 Vote	Dudes, Stop Putting Women in Country Music?
1	1 Vote	The Latest Victim of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	HP Didn't Actually Fire All the Feelings
1	1 Vote	Is It Okay to Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	What if JFK Lived? Vietnam, President Cheney and a Tiny Orange Kitten Quickly Befriends a Famous Sibling
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New "Pop" Album Is for Society? Listen to These Older Folks
1	1 Vote	Fact: These Gorgeous Portraits Were Made Like Yogurt Commercials for Basic Chicks?
1	1 Vote	Us High School Dress
1	1 Vote	My Secret Society at Princeton Is Home to the Moon a Moon, and My Eyes Have Been Banned From Theaters Too