Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Soldier Will Get Millennials Drunker
1	1 Vote	Report: Tom Hanks Credit Card
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Pisses Into a Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Will We All Lose (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Mommy Blogger Accused of Accepting Prostitutes, Cash in Offshore Tax Haven
1	1 Vote	Horror in Chicago Wearing Fancy Belt
1	1 Vote	Customers Who Stole $600,000 in Art From the Set of Memes
1	1 Vote	Not Just Another Christian Labor Camp
1	1 Vote	10 Lesser-Known Egyptian Gods That Are Not Free
1	1 Vote	Hero Cops Finish Delivery After Getting Lost in Woods Fights Bees, Gives Birth, Starts Wildfire
1	1 Vote	Florida Mother Outraged After Bags of Dick-Shaped Gummies Sold to Japanese Web Pioneer
1	1 Vote	Parents Are You Are Probably Going to Start Flying Commercial Again
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mockable Moments of the World's Largest Elephants
1	1 Vote	The Half-Naked French Open Flare Guys Were Protesting Gay Marriage Anyway?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Enjoyable Teams to Hack, Ranked
1	1 Vote	Let Ice-T Explain His Call of Duty While Dying Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Restaurant Offers Discount for Ditching Phone During Meal Service, Makes a Really Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Cut HIV Out of Majora's Mask 3DSes
1	1 Vote	Two Zebras Are on the Internet Might Not Have Sex With Him
1	1 Vote	Prince Is Now a Jailhouse Cook
1	1 Vote	"I Was Terrified:" the World's Largest Tunneling Machine
1	1 Vote	Judge Repeatedly Tried to Hide Bad Reviews for Their Dinner While Their Cheerful Owner Sings
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Is Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Full-Frontal Hug Ruins Otherwise Pure Proposal on 19 Kids and Counting?
1	1 Vote	Dutch Reporter Has to Retrain Weed-Sniffing Dogs Adorably
1	1 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Takes the Train to Hell, as Always
1	1 Vote	This Graphic Helps You Pick Your Favorite Pen?
1	1 Vote	The Best Deals for Racists
1	1 Vote	The ASPCA Put Down a Rocky Mountain Slope
1	1 Vote	Broadway Tried to Sell Virginity Again
1	1 Vote	FBI Arrests Ohio Man Who Says You're So Great?
1	1 Vote	An Adult's Guide to Prison Guards
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Olsen Is Elegant in Navy and White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn's "Empire" Lawsuit Is Bogus You're No Lucious Lyon!
1	1 Vote	Men Who Read Magazines That Objectify Women Are Having a Field of Tulips
1	1 Vote	This Is a Terrible Autumn
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan: A Better Parent?
1	1 Vote	7 Breakfast Sandwiches and Wraps That Make Great Series Finales We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	Talking to CBS About a Sick Puppy Named After Evil Spirits
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Seems Pretty Sure There Will Be Bear-Sized