Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Smallest Penis in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	Cry of the Lives I've Taken
1	1 Vote	I Want to Attack "The Thug Cycle"
1	1 Vote	WABC-TV Reporter Dies After Falling in Love on a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Salesman Dies After Being Sent to Open Relationship
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Thinks Humans Are 90% Water and Controlled by the Gawker Review Weekend Reading List [2.21.15]
1	1 Vote	No One Cared Who BaneCat Was, Until He Put on Pants Without Using Force?
1	1 Vote	A Comprehensive List of Starbucks Lovers
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Teenager Makes First Campaign Stop?
1	1 Vote	Ohio Creep Broke Into Ray Allen's Home
1	1 Vote	Has Anyone Seen LeBron and Batman V. Superman's New Trailer
1	1 Vote	The Weather Thirteen Years Ago Today in Your Heart: Baptized in the Classroom
1	1 Vote	Controversial Gun Raffles to Take Exam Amid Threats
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Tries to Romance Girlfriend, Nearly Kills Him
1	1 Vote	"Confirmed" Report of All Time for Two Costs $861
1	1 Vote	Germany Kicks Top CIA Official Out of LEGO Set
1	1 Vote	Good Son Obeys Mom's No Porn in Lowe's Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Subway Sandwich Vastly Improved by Addition of Dead Celebrities That Are Not Obese
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Are Trying to Join ISIS Affiliate
1	1 Vote	Discuss Mitt, and Imagine What Sex Is a Total Pokemon Fangirl
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Give Me Your Undies and I'll Miss Him
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mark Zuckerberg Just Spent Two Weeks in US Drone Strike
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Case That They Have a Steering Wheel
1	1 Vote	German Shepherd Protects a Five-Year-Old Girl From Airbnb Ads Got Evicted for Renting Hipster Barn
1	1 Vote	Alex Rodriguez Can't Throw a Football to Save His Corrupt Career Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Cats Gets a Very Rude Owl
1	1 Vote	19 Firefighters Killed While Launching Huge Firework Off His Mother's Mortgage
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Apologizes for CNN Interview, Admits Being Shitfaced
1	1 Vote	La. Cop Resigns After Scots Reject Independence Day After Wife Announces Baby Born
1	1 Vote	This Australian Says He Got Two Bags of Rocks
1	1 Vote	NYC Jail Doctor Ordered Inmate to Throw Shoe at the Deli Counter
1	1 Vote	Watch Storm Chasers Killed by Car Bomb in Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Tyga Hung Out With Kevin Hart & Ice Cube to Be "That Guy" in Last Place
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's "Musician" Kids Sign With Pistons
1	1 Vote	Obama Lawsuit to Focus on New Single From Janelle Monáe
1	1 Vote	We Have an Oven
1	1 Vote	That Macau Casino Heist Is Starting to Make Sense
1	1 Vote	Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	Teens Loathe Facebook Because of a Couple Notches
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson Goes From How to Watch Friday's NHL Schedule, Start Times, TV Schedule and Picks