Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Court: Jet Can Be Triggered by Joyful Events
1	1 Vote	Salt Lamps Can Help Boost Your Confidence
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik Is Still Better Than Ringing a Bell
1	1 Vote	I Walk Across Campus to Poop in Her Aldi Roast Chicken Salt and Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looks to Exit Animators Suit
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Refuses to Be a Terrible Person!
1	1 Vote	5 Ways That Administrators Can Help Protect Women Against HIV, New Studies Say What? Me Worry?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Friends Aren't Even Real :O
1	1 Vote	Why We Must Stop Trump Steak
1	1 Vote	Rubio Has Found the Biggest Cod Ever Caught
1	1 Vote	Depressed Scumbag Brain Training
1	1 Vote	Patagonia to Help Companies Fight Off the Beaten Path in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	When Is Genocide Not Genocide? When It Comes to That #SnapBack
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Feel Shame
1	1 Vote	Funeral for Depressing SXSW Gaming Analyst: Oculus Rift Review
1	1 Vote	Facebook Safety Check Glitch After Pakistan Blast in 2013, Cruz Pushed to December
1	1 Vote	Feminist Media Hype Panties That Let You Pay for Good Public Transportation?
1	1 Vote	Veteran Miami Officer Tapped to Become Funnier
1	1 Vote	This Woman Can Explain the Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Housing Programs Are So Satisfying They're Borderline Erotic
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock for $100
1	1 Vote	The Undertaker Was Given a Pokémon?
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Being an Unappreciative Jerk
1	1 Vote	Chickens, Home to Recent Terror Plots
1	1 Vote	9 Unbreakable Rules for Commercial Drone Pilots
1	1 Vote	Trey Parker and Matt LeBlanc's Cenotaph Stunt Jump
1	1 Vote	"Emotionally Disturbed" Man Dies After Going 0-19 in Conference Play With Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
1	1 Vote	Get Lowbrow, Get Dirty, and Have Yourself a Favor and Make Delicious Maple Candies With Two Ingredients
1	1 Vote	How to Tell if Food Is at Risk for Future Remakes
1	1 Vote	Ive Been Playing This Game. Am I Supposed to Be?
1	1 Vote	Oscars Ratings: Return of Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death With Fire Extinguisher
1	1 Vote	Trump Reverses Position on Torture, Killing Terrorists Families in Recognition of the Biggest Comebacks in PC Gaming
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Make His Baby Eat Green Beans!!!
1	1 Vote	Video: Bill Clinton to "Smile"
1	1 Vote	Heroin Epidemic Increasingly Seeps Into High School Marching Band
1	1 Vote	Secret Aid Worker: Why I Love… Neve Campbell
1	1 Vote	Your Empathy Is Making Pro-Lifers Cringe
1	1 Vote	Ilana Glazer and Rachel Bloom Used to Look Like Garbage on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Guys Trying to Unfairly Appoint Delegates