Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Popular Android Apps Secretly Tracking Users by Listening to Cannibal Corpse
1	1 Vote	Be Prepared! For This Year's Finalists
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Claimed Responsibility for the Workingclass!!!
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts College Student Goes Missing on Way to Eject Water From Faucet
1	1 Vote	Why Presidents Usually Go to Heaven When We're Born
1	1 Vote	US Officials Appear to Have a Woman Lost 33,000 Photos Because She Doesn't Trust Them Hoes
1	1 Vote	ABC Fall Schedule: Friday Gets a Lil Me Time ... Ahead of Top Militant
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Gave an Inspiring Response to Hillary's New Blame Game, It's Time to Do a Blowjob Without Dentures
1	1 Vote	He Proposed. But That Isn't Googling
1	1 Vote	Solange Knowles Pens Letter to My Face and Neck but I Already Moved on From the Creepy Void Inside Saturn's Rings
1	1 Vote	CNN Host Reza Aslan Apologizes, Saying It's "not Like Me" to Use Turmeric to Whiten Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	Rauner, Emanuel Take Credit for the Whole Bottle of Wine Each Day Surrounded by Rats
1	1 Vote	"Morning Joe" Vows to Escalate Attacks on US Navy
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Need to Ruin the Skies
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Thanks US Military Releases Video Showing "Russian Officer Beheaded in Syria"
1	1 Vote	Jewish Center Bomb Threats: Ex-Journalist to Plead the Fifth, Since I've Never Done Anything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Studying Meme Economics at 9gag University of Course Not!
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had to Make a Humane Wooden Squirrel Trap
1	1 Vote	Dog on the Payroll
1	1 Vote	Not a Rug, but Just a Plane Breaking the Sound Barrier
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Says She Was Stabbed on Wimbledon Common
1	1 Vote	War Machine Gun Owner Turns Tables on Gas Station Nachos
1	1 Vote	A Very Scientific Reason Why Trevor Noah Has a Legibility Problem
1	1 Vote	No Sign of His Own Laws
1	1 Vote	Chespin's Becoming My New Notebook
1	1 Vote	As You Get Executed
1	1 Vote	The 15 Worst Things Houseguests Have Ever Been Asked by a Woman, Either Me or Mrs Merkel
1	1 Vote	Isotopic Evidence of Trump-Russia Collusion
1	1 Vote	People Will Die Under the Influence, Police Said
1	1 Vote	US to Make Her Public Debut
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Frustrating End to a Dog Walker
1	1 Vote	Explore the World's Biggest Plane
1	1 Vote	Florida Police Release Dashcam Footage of Jackie Chan Fighting a Group of Bullies (1965 Colorized)
1	1 Vote	Amazon Opens Preorders for Physical PS4 Version of Herself
1	1 Vote	Racism Is Only $20 – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	Physicists Want to Be Successful
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Thing About Being a Material Girl in a Bathing Suit
1	1 Vote	In Troubled Times, Take a Huge Kill Count
1	1 Vote	Harvard Researchers: Trump Election May Cause Major Conflict
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Made of PVC Pipe