Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

144	144 Vote	The Rain Is Becoming "too Woke"
144	144 Vote	Joe Biden Slammed for Launching OnlyFans Site "full of Instagram Reposts"
144	144 Vote	Save Me From My Mobile Device
144	144 Vote	Andrew Yang Wants You to Drink and Drive
144	144 Vote	Boris Johnson Climbs Big Ben to Fight Sex Trafficking
144	144 Vote	Think Twice Before Using the Word "The"
144	144 Vote	The Guy Who Kinda Looks Like Everyone
144	144 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
144	144 Vote	Please, Talk to Your Kids About Sex Robots
144	144 Vote	Electricians?? We Don't Owe Them Forgiveness
144	144 Vote	Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
144	144 Vote	When Your Dog Is a Poorly Run Simulation
144	144 Vote	Take Your Dick Out of Politics
144	144 Vote	Scientists Are Tired of Being Drunk
144	144 Vote	Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
144	144 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
144	144 Vote	How Much I Earn as a Damsel in Distress
144	144 Vote	Tasmanian Devils Are Evolving OH GOD RUN!
144	144 Vote	7-Year-Old Beats Cancer, Takes on Death, Futurists and Cryonics
144	144 Vote	Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
144	144 Vote	It's Cute That They Were Arrested
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
144	144 Vote	You Can Now Legally Marry Me
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
144	144 Vote	Wow, That's a Good Hat
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
144	144 Vote	27 Signs You Are Me
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
144	144 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
144	144 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Lovely Book
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
144	144 Vote	15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity
—	1 Vote	Super Bowl Instagram Captions for Studying Abroad in Rome to the US Mainland
—	1 Vote	Art Basel, Swiss Centerpiece of the Late Glee Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Books They Enjoyed in October Despite Market Downturn
—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea
—	1 Vote	Real Life Fast and Capable