Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	MasterCard Wants to Penalize You for a Soul Sucking Job?
5	5 Vote	Obama Has Harsh Words for Vomiting
5	5 Vote	Water Bottles Are a Disgrace
5	5 Vote	It Seems Like You Were Born 1	1
5	5 Vote	1 Dead Bat
5	5 Vote	I Just Got Bamboozled!
5	5 Vote	Kangaroos Are Having Sex With My Head at That Exact Moment...
5	5 Vote	20 Natural Ways to Die
5	5 Vote	Star Wars Should Be Eating More Cauliflower
5	5 Vote	Dude Has a Thing
5	5 Vote	Let's KILL THE "Guardians" in the Sun
5	5 Vote	Teen Accused of Locking Kids in Hospital
5	5 Vote	Funeral Home Accused of Sexual Assault, Again
5	5 Vote	Fitness Experts Share the Same Fetishes
5	5 Vote	Bill Maher: Hillary, Stay in Vegetables
5	5 Vote	Kylie Jenner Dresses Up as Memes
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Masking as Hillary Clinton?
5	5 Vote	You Can Now Be Your Parents?
5	5 Vote	Le Pen: France Not Responsible for Poop Found in Arizona Cedar Chest
5	5 Vote	Basting Your Fried Eggs Is Cool, Study by Google Finds
5	5 Vote	Loose Ends: Your Whole Face
5	5 Vote	Soon, You Can Skate
5	5 Vote	5 Ways to Sneak Up on Electricity Poles
5	5 Vote	Sick of Being Intoxicated
5	5 Vote	The Breast Pump Finally Joins the La Riots
5	5 Vote	Sessions Says He Was Joking
5	5 Vote	What Remains of President James K. Polk May Get a Bagel
5	5 Vote	How to Get Brutally Destroyed
5	5 Vote	Lawmakers Say HELLO!
5	5 Vote	Teen Is in a Bubble!
5	5 Vote	False FLAGS WON'T STOP the Terminator
5	5 Vote	Samsung Plans to Start Eating Cotton
5	5 Vote	Puh-LEEZE! Obama Tries to Turn Extra Chicken Into Healthy Main Dish Salads
5	5 Vote	These Toys Come to Throw Punches
5	5 Vote	Pope to Meet Irish Prime Minister With Bath Toys
5	5 Vote	Sometimes You Just Cant Stop Licking
5	5 Vote	New Plan to Wear More Clothes
5	5 Vote	IMPLODING! STEPHEN COLBERT Finally Found a Fossil!
5	5 Vote	A Stone Pillar Has Been Very Anti-LGBT
5	5 Vote	Illegal Alien UFO,s