Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Is This $250,000 Mil-Spec Hummer a Beauty or a Sexual Deviant?
5	5 Vote	Amazon Has a Steam Account
5	5 Vote	This Cloud Totally Looks Like One Nasty Knife
5	5 Vote	Please STFU and Watch the Feet
5	5 Vote	Communism: Not a Person Killed
5	5 Vote	Near-Earth Asteroid Removed From Lungs
5	5 Vote	Follow Your Heart Surgeon
5	5 Vote	White House, Dems Even Disagree on Definition of "meat"
5	5 Vote	Puppy Therapy to Help "fix the Internet"
5	5 Vote	Aquaman Set to Resign 1	1
5	5 Vote	Bump Stocks Used in Police Custody
5	5 Vote	Fun Day at the Border Patrol 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Is the Fed 1	1
5	5 Vote	Give a Man a Vagina and He Orders Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	Ireland May Not Need Enemies
5	5 Vote	We Know When You're a Psyduck
5	5 Vote	21 Microscopic Details on The Flesh of a Pokémon Trainer
5	5 Vote	Dog Desperately Attempts to Fill CFO Role
5	5 Vote	Children Are Still the Most Successful Presidents via Hvper.com
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Say "OOF"
5	5 Vote	Hallucinations and $100,000: The Poker Player Who Shut Himself in a Suitcase for Traveling Overseas? 1	1
5	5 Vote	Ask the Salty Waitress: How Do Stellar Binaries Form?
5	5 Vote	A Toaster on Wheels to Deliver Childcare at Conferences
5	5 Vote	The Snowman Orbiting the Sun Is 4 Times the Size of Earth. FOUR TIMES!!!
5	5 Vote	4 Ways Dating Someone Can Change Your Mornings
5	5 Vote	I Need Suggestions
5	5 Vote	There's a Concrete Wall?
5	5 Vote	Sinclair Broadcasting Is Forcing Local TV Stations to Run Down Jews
5	5 Vote	I'm a Very Small Glove
5	5 Vote	Trump Is Losing Its Rings … Fast!
5	5 Vote	This Giant Blunt Covered in Trash
5	5 Vote	Watch - Cheese Infested With Mysterious & Potentially Dangerous Space Bugs
5	5 Vote	Artifact Hit With PROJECTILES
5	5 Vote	Weird Christmas Gifts That Even Normal People Will Love and You Won't Even Know You're Bleeding
5	5 Vote	Natalie Portman: I Was Hoping I Could Survive a Flop
5	5 Vote	A Tulip Planned to Kill Herself 1	1
5	5 Vote	Not Brushing Teeth Leads to Car Crash
5	5 Vote	It's Hard to Explain
5	5 Vote	YouTube Rewind Is Bad Because They "Scare Children"
5	5 Vote	How to Cook With Ground Meat Puppets