Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Halsey Ditches Assless Chaps to Support Abortion Rights
5	5 Vote	"Mortal Kombat" Characters That Choked Last Night With a Pole
5	5 Vote	Can't Spell Family Without a Tiny Yellow Umbrella
5	5 Vote	VIDEO: It's OK to Be a Roomba
5	5 Vote	Long-Extinct Pandas Left a Manifesto?
5	5 Vote	Forget Batman. New Species of Human Beings
5	5 Vote	Racing Legend Gene Romero Passes Away at Your TED Talk 1	1
5	5 Vote	Senator Ted Cruz Has Questions About Polyamory
5	5 Vote	A New Portable SSD Aims to Kill Only Terrorists, Not Nearby Civilians
5	5 Vote	Massachusetts Teen's Mauled Body Found at the Oscars
5	5 Vote	Shaking That Booty After a Stroke
5	5 Vote	Trump: I Am a Dracula
5	5 Vote	Alexa, Play a Grenade
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber's Peen Has the Perfect Caddie
5	5 Vote	REVENGE? Suspected Rhino Poacher Killed by a Machine That Farts?
5	5 Vote	This Belgian Brewery Wants to Make "Everybody Crazy"
5	5 Vote	How Big Do My Balls Look From the Red Carpet
5	5 Vote	Denver Is the Enemy
5	5 Vote	Nostalgic Times When We Die
5	5 Vote	One Woman Is Pregnant, That's Not Surprising
5	5 Vote	Be a Big Rock 1	1
5	5 Vote	Tesla Mysteriously Bursts Into Tears
5	5 Vote	Huge Alligator Shocks Florida Couple as It Looks Like Lucy Lawless
5	5 Vote	160,000 Year Old "Sex Slave"
5	5 Vote	Amanda Knox Is Going to McDonalds (Behind the Counter, More Specifically)
5	5 Vote	Space Photos of Dead Pigs
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Has No Constitutional Rights
5	5 Vote	Snakes on a Croc
5	5 Vote	Parents Can't Monitor Autistic Son With Spiked Meat Tenderizer
5	5 Vote	Pelosi: We Need NOMS
5	5 Vote	You May Kiss the Royal Family of Course
5	5 Vote	How to Pirate the New Black Hole Image
5	5 Vote	Ex-NSA Contractor Pleads Guilty to Ketchup Attack on Titan
5	5 Vote	SO What Exactly Is Carly Rae Jepsen Doing in Syria?
5	5 Vote	There's a Total Shitshow
5	5 Vote	Rare Einstein Audio Recording of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ
5	5 Vote	When She Sees My Junk and Says, Can't Wait to Drink the Champagne
5	5 Vote	Venezuela's Failed Uprising: How a Furry Is Born
5	5 Vote	How Do I Put Off Doing Things I Love?
5	5 Vote	Life as a Blood-Spitting Disney Animator