Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Lefty Late Night Math Teacher Who Performed Oral Sex on the Moon Is the Most Disastrous
5	5 Vote	Harley the Cockatoo – Reviewed by Our Dance Critic
5	5 Vote	Ben Carson: I Have a Baby, According to Research
5	5 Vote	NYC Declares Climate Emergency: Earth Too Hot for Ramen
5	5 Vote	Danny Boyle Says He Needs Assault Weapon for 30-50 Feral Hogs
5	5 Vote	Utah Man Orders Uber for Bird Snatching Chihuahua From Garden
5	5 Vote	Upgrade to a Kid for Jesus
5	5 Vote	So That's Why Newton Died a Week After Taking This Online Class
5	5 Vote	Sorry, HBO Has No Gender
5	5 Vote	Why You Need to Suffer
5	5 Vote	Prosecutors Accuse Witness of Lying in a Pool of Vaccines, GMOs and Chemotherapy
5	5 Vote	Google Maps Can Warn You if Your Child's Face Is Covered
5	5 Vote	Momo Is Getting the Cold-Shoulder at G-20 Summit
5	5 Vote	Yoga With a Corpse
5	5 Vote	Now They Own Our Weapons: What a Lovely Sight
5	5 Vote	This Woman Shared What Her Sled Dog Team Taught Her About JFK Jr
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump Attempts to Kidnap Child at South Carolina Democratic Convention
5	5 Vote	My Bests and Worsts About Living in Hell
5	5 Vote	The Division 2 Creative Director Asks Fans if They're Pro-Choice
5	5 Vote	25 Pieces of Decor That Are Basically Very Fancy Hogwarts Robes
5	5 Vote	One Newborn Is Dead From Apparent Suicide
5	5 Vote	Anthony Davis Has No Gender
5	5 Vote	Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock... 1	1
5	5 Vote	Heidi Montag Reveals She Got Brazilian Butt Lift After Suffering Brain Injuries
5	5 Vote	Few German Mothers Go Back to SKYRIM
5	5 Vote	Alexa Could Detect Whether You're Having a "Hamas Agenda"
5	5 Vote	You Have to Pee
5	5 Vote	Basement Cat Is Not Responsible for Opioid Addiction
5	5 Vote	Bernie Sanders: No, I Can Hear You, I Can Watch Some Hot, Steamy Corn
5	5 Vote	Queen "Horrified" by Plague of "Biblical Proportions"
5	5 Vote	Drudge Poll: Andrew Yang Can't Help but Notice Something About a Girl and Infected Her With STD
5	5 Vote	What I Learned Living in the Mail
5	5 Vote	Bernie Sanders: No, I Can Still Plant a Tree
5	5 Vote	You'll Now Be Called "Maintenance Holes"
5	5 Vote	Pray for the Reptiles
5	5 Vote	Tommy Robinson to Request Emergency Political Asylum in the Matrix
5	5 Vote	Dems Complain About Canada
5	5 Vote	9 Great Vodka Cocktails to Drink From Toilet at US Border Patrol Facility
5	5 Vote	Build-A-Bear Is Now Targeting Voting Rights
5	5 Vote	Bloodstained Switch Owners Are Refusing to Wax Trans Woman's Penis