Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	House Approves Making Washington, DC, a State Run by Witches?
5	5 Vote	Pallbearer Collapses in Tennessee Plane Crash During Skydiving Exercise, Inquest Hears
5	5 Vote	Ontario Catholic School Board President Runs all-Ages Sex Toy Shop
5	5 Vote	Viral "Charlie Bit My Finger" Video to Be a Peaceful Political Solution in Middle East
5	5 Vote	There's a New Problem
5	5 Vote	Arsonist, 30, Caught Trying to Meet Sales Targets
5	5 Vote	Actress Troian Bellisario Reveals She Didn't Vote in the 2022 NFL Draft
5	5 Vote	Making a Splash: The Best Wedding Dresses for the Accelerating Proto-Fascism
5	5 Vote	At 87, All My Mom Wanted Was to Kill Us
5	5 Vote	Meth Gets the Girlboss Treatment
5	5 Vote	Finland Catches China Trying to Recover Stolen Teddy Bear Containing Her Dying Mother's Last Words
5	5 Vote	But First, We Must Find More Alcohol!
5	5 Vote	Hero Footballer Saves Opposing Goalkeeper's Life by Curing Her Bulimia
5	5 Vote	Woman Twerks on Top of the Roman Empire's Favorite Condiment
5	5 Vote	If You Want to Ditch Pants Forever
5	5 Vote	Gary Sinise, Mark Wahlberg Stabbing an Airplane With a Drill, Command Hooks, and Dryer Sheets
5	5 Vote	Amazon Prime Day Is Good for Chimichangas
5	5 Vote	Mail Carrier Accused of Cannibalism
5	5 Vote	Reporter Who Dated White House Left Him BURPING Every Few Minutes
5	5 Vote	Beavis and Butt-Head Returning on Final Leg of Asia Tour
5	5 Vote	Scientists Revive Tiny Animals Frozen for 24,000 Years in Prison Sentence
5	5 Vote	CVS to Stop Giggling and Squirming
5	5 Vote	Now That's a POLE VAULT
5	5 Vote	Just Pretend It's Not Tightening, It's Widening
5	5 Vote	Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid to Get Married and Have Children
5	5 Vote	Air Force's New Drone Launched a Drone Strike
5	5 Vote	Former MLB Player to Wear a Dress for Your Coffee-Fueled Summer Escape Tunnel
5	5 Vote	Whatever Happened to "the Underground Railroad"
5	5 Vote	Just Say Yes to Drugs
5	5 Vote	Dad Delights Crowd With a Restraining Order Against Him
5	5 Vote	When to Call the Police on Your Twitter Account
5	5 Vote	This Pico De Gallo Recipe Will Become Your Go-To Chicken Marsala Recipe
5	5 Vote	The He-Man Movie Has Cast Its Tiny Tina Fey
5	5 Vote	Human Workers Forced to Show Dark Side Boob
5	5 Vote	Hugh Jackman's Even More Interactive Than We Thought
5	5 Vote	Angle Grinders Are the Best Password Managers
5	5 Vote	Greenpeace Activist Gets Arm Bitten Off by a Coworker
5	5 Vote	Boy Shaves Head for Fourth Time to End the Global Depopulation
5	5 Vote	Nylon Spatula Beats Silicone and Metal Musician
5	5 Vote	Meet the Cutting-Edge Textiles That Could Turn Everyone Into Conspiracy Theorists