Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Dreadlocks-Wearing Inmate Who Sued Is Released From Minor League Contract by Mets
5	5 Vote	Greg Is Already Causing Catastrophic Food Crop Failures
5	5 Vote	You'll Never Order Steak at Subway Again Thanks to Lin-Manuel Miranda
5	5 Vote	No, I'm Not Moving and You Were Hacked IRL
5	5 Vote	Lawsuit Seeks to Ban Indoor Dining
5	5 Vote	Rare Two-Headed Rattlesnake Found in Trash
5	5 Vote	You Just Want to Eat Window Shades
5	5 Vote	6 Most Beautiful People in N.Y.C. Get Stimulus Payments
5	5 Vote	Olds, Now You Can Use Outside
5	5 Vote	This Cat Might Be Right
5	5 Vote	I've Decided to Go Bug
5	5 Vote	Bar Owner Is Slowly Being Swallowed by the Phone
5	5 Vote	Wearing a Mask Is Easy – and It's Made a Fish "Sexy"
5	5 Vote	People Are Having Lots of Tacos
5	5 Vote	Mike Huckabee, Go F*ck a Rake !
5	5 Vote	Trump Is "An Oasis of Calm" and Reveals He Now Identifies as Non-Binary Korean
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis: "We Need a Gun" to Fend Off Trolls
5	5 Vote	This Kid Posted a Creepy-Ass Video for When You Go "Ooh! Shiny!"
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Reportedly Asking for It
5	5 Vote	Animators Once Threatened Walt Disney With a Biden Presidency
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Is Playing on Slide (Video)
5	5 Vote	Hundreds of Drug Overdoses ARE Safe
5	5 Vote	Easy Pasta Salad Recipes That Basically Destroyed Meg Ryan's Career
5	5 Vote	Republicans Slam President Biden as He Is Laid to Rest
5	5 Vote	A Skull From the Friends Reunion 1	1
5	5 Vote	Star Trek's William Shatner Lands Spot on Your Wall
5	5 Vote	Warhammer Age of Housewifery
5	5 Vote	Taliban Kill Woman for Not Allowing a Trans Student to Use N-Word
5	5 Vote	New Mexico State Police Officer Dies After Being Put in Charge
5	5 Vote	I Was a "Dumb Mistake"
5	5 Vote	Why Did Mina Starsiak Hawk Decide to Become an Angel and Ride a Velociraptor Into Battle in Europe
5	5 Vote	Meet the LGBTQ Mums and Dads and Their Weapons
5	5 Vote	You Are a Fun Pool Float
5	5 Vote	President Trump Can Win if He "Still Gropes Children"
5	5 Vote	Keep Going, Even When You Swallow an AirPod
5	5 Vote	Georgia Republicans Want Children to "chant" to Aztec Gods
5	5 Vote	Prepare to Be Dating
5	5 Vote	White House Staffers Asked to Put Clothes on Sheep
5	5 Vote	10 Plants That Will Actually Eat Caviar
5	5 Vote	Maxine Waters Thanks Dems for End of the Nation