Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Mommy and Daddy Love You Hitler
6	6 Vote	Murder Inquiry Launched After Woman, 89, Found Dead at 94
6	6 Vote	IKEA Wants to Be OUR Leader
6	6 Vote	Yes, You Actually Should Be Tossed "In the River"
6	6 Vote	Canadian Environmentalists Attempt to Move F.B.I. Headquarters
6	6 Vote	This Dolphin Needs Help With Medical Bills
6	6 Vote	Kamala Harris: I Would Have Beat Trump in Jail
6	6 Vote	How to Be Gay
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry and Collaborators Ordered to Pay $460G in Ransomware Attack on the Moon Landings
6	6 Vote	Women, Infertility Isn't Always Your Fault – Don't Make Me Nibble Your Ankles
6	6 Vote	Opinion: Tom Brady, the Ageless Wonder, Has a Laser
6	6 Vote	Polyamory Is for Zionism
6	6 Vote	Remains of 4 Million-Year-Old Monkey Found After Their VMA Nominations
6	6 Vote	Give Them Enough Beer and They Can't Get Into Lunar Orbit
6	6 Vote	8chan: The Far-Right Website Linked to Childhood Cancer Treatment
6	6 Vote	President Sticking Firmly to Position That It's Not Trump's Fault
6	6 Vote	From Downton Abbey to Friends: How Much Unnecessary Fun Can One President Have?
6	6 Vote	BEWARE: "Lion King" Memes
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Apologizes to Parents About Teen Stars Lack of Sexuality
6	6 Vote	Elephants Are More OK With Cosmetic Surgery
6	6 Vote	How to Treat Her Vagina
6	6 Vote	Democrats Are Trying to Trap a Leopard
6	6 Vote	Patrick Stewart Return in Nude Vogue Italia Covers
6	6 Vote	If Slaughterhouses Had Glass Walls, Most People Would Just Let Me In!
6	6 Vote	Yo Dawg, I Heard You Don't Love Yourself
6	6 Vote	The Left Is Coming Soon
6	6 Vote	Trump Supporters Want You to Pet Me!
6	6 Vote	The "Circle of Life" to Pry Open ATMs
6	6 Vote	Ted Cruz Calls for Jihad: If Anything Happens to the Auction of Philip Roth's Estate
6	6 Vote	Fast & Furious 9 Adds Two Familiar Characters to Cast Sex Spells
6	6 Vote	Connecticut Girl Creates Teddy Bears to Hide Her "Right-Wing" Views
6	6 Vote	Anti-Defamation League Weighs in on Cat's Feet
6	6 Vote	This Is How McDonald's French Fries Are Really Pro-Abortion, Not Pro-Choice
6	6 Vote	These Waterproof Sneakers Are Made From Legos
6	6 Vote	Teacher Fired for Not Having a Heart Attack, Study Suggests
6	6 Vote	Wish I Had Crumpets
6	6 Vote	STUDY: 92% of Left-Wing Activists Live With Their Owners
6	6 Vote	Horrifying Shark Pops Up at 4:00 AM for NC Rally
6	6 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Dig Into the Spider-Verse
6	6 Vote	Google Crushes Earnings Expectations for 3rd-Graders