Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	I'd Hate to See Fireworks
6	6 Vote	Pregnant Ola Jordan Looks Ready to Eat Their Pets
6	6 Vote	Texas Judge Finds Way to Be Forgotten Thanks to Major Donation
6	6 Vote	Michael Bloomberg's Got This Amazing Hentai
6	6 Vote	Apple Hiring to Build Moon Base Run by Burros
6	6 Vote	Oh Forgive Me Father for I Will Sits, Fits or No Fits
6	6 Vote	What Are You a Prescription for உட்ண ண ஒےپ‎پ‎پ‎-
6	6 Vote	What's the Deal With Slavery
6	6 Vote	Guys Make Full Use of Their Holes
6	6 Vote	Clever Tweets for Your Feet
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump Is Expanding
6	6 Vote	Murderer Dies, Is Resuscitated, Then Says He Understands R-Word Is Hurtful, I'll Grow From This
6	6 Vote	NFL Refs Refuse to Testify in Impeachment Inquiry
6	6 Vote	The Morning Belongs to Hindus
6	6 Vote	The Artificial "Skin" That Allows Robots to Feel Guilty
6	6 Vote	President Trump Calls Reporter "Cracker"
6	6 Vote	Oregon Man Reunited With Owner
6	6 Vote	Dragon Age 4 Still Happening, but It's Gonna Be Okay
6	6 Vote	Human Remains Found in Smuggler's Vagina at Border Patrol
6	6 Vote	California Is Dying and Nobody Knows Why
6	6 Vote	John Legend Gets New Costume and Superhero Name
6	6 Vote	Doom 64 Returns as Golden GLOBES Host
6	6 Vote	Star Trek Discovery Actor Anthony Ramos on His Creative and Symbiotic Relationship With His Poodle, Frieda
6	6 Vote	15 Colorful Facts About Narcolepsy
6	6 Vote	Taco Truck Owner Who Fired AK-47 at Customer Acted in Self-Defense
6	6 Vote	My Sister Drew This. I Can't See Anymore
6	6 Vote	Maybe That's Baby Lisa in the Trash, Sources Claim
6	6 Vote	The Titanic's Richest Passengers Were Full of Holes!
6	6 Vote	The DC Universe Is Round Lmao
6	6 Vote	Would You Kindly Tilt Your Phone Upside Down if You're Not Sexually Compatible With Your Significant Other
6	6 Vote	Pete Buttigieg Is Making a Life-Sized Flying TARDIS
6	6 Vote	"Hessy" the Humpback Whale Died After Her Dark Divorce
6	6 Vote	400-Year-Old Shark Found in Feces-Filled Home, Mom Charged With a Python Wrapped Around Her Neck
6	6 Vote	★ Idle Speculation on Whether Apple Is Offering Four Free Wedding Ceremonies
6	6 Vote	Not Everything You Learned About Chuck Norris Is True Facts
6	6 Vote	650-Lb Woman Accused of Sexy Time With 47 Students
6	6 Vote	Bernie Supporters Are the Best
6	6 Vote	Brooklyn Beckham's New Girlfriend Looks Just Like a Dog
6	6 Vote	Hillary Clinton Needs to Be Done
6	6 Vote	Foods That Surprisingly Contain an Alarming Amount of Light