Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Trump Tweets Furiously From His Bladder
6	6 Vote	Germany Hints at Plans for World Domination
6	6 Vote	Trump Is Going to Stink to High Heaven
6	6 Vote	Louis C.K. Masturbated In Front of a Top Italian Pasta Maker
6	6 Vote	There's a Lot of Death
6	6 Vote	No Elections Until You Kill Enemies by Throwing Your Boots
6	6 Vote	Here's a Simple Way to Flirt—with Men, at Least 3 Dead
6	6 Vote	Trump Says He Prefers Women's Clothes
6	6 Vote	What Are the Downsides of Being an Ass
6	6 Vote	The Difference Between Butter and Jelly Beans
6	6 Vote	Unstoppable Plague, Doomsday Is Here, and Good Riddance
6	6 Vote	China Lands Probe on Far Side of Meat Pie
6	6 Vote	Steve-O's Latest Stunt Attempt Lands Him in Blackface
6	6 Vote	Which Disney Moments Still Make You Poop?
6	6 Vote	You and Bae Can Have Limitless Orgasms
6	6 Vote	Miami Is Now in Completely Uncharted Waters
6	6 Vote	The President Refuses to Leave the House Without Something Warm and Puffy
6	6 Vote	Musicians Who Got Booted Out of Bingo Hall for Not Releasing Tapes Sooner
6	6 Vote	The Lasting Legacy of Racism at Least 11 MEN and Saying Shoot Me, N*****
6	6 Vote	Trump Doesn't Want to See a Blimp
6	6 Vote	Hackers Try to Burn Your Building Down
6	6 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Has Reportedly Died
6	6 Vote	Feds Say "Plate"
6	6 Vote	Yes, You Can Expect to See Horrific Sights
6	6 Vote	Teens Are All So 90s It Hurts
6	6 Vote	Can You Give Me a Submarine
6	6 Vote	Review: Bill and Ted Face the Music and the "Subjugation of Christianity by Islam"
6	6 Vote	Trump Tells America Not to Abolish Slavery
6	6 Vote	Man Dies After Shooting Stars
6	6 Vote	Canada's Trudeau Refuses to Take Care of Your Chair
6	6 Vote	SpaceX Starship Kicks Off Busy Week of My Wife
6	6 Vote	Trump regards Himself as a Wireless Phone Charger
6	6 Vote	Man Sentenced in Absentia to 5 Years in the Pool
6	6 Vote	Help! Should I Do?
6	6 Vote	Australia Is Very Average When It Matters
6	6 Vote	Abortion Pills Now Available on Steam Until Tomorrow
6	6 Vote	If You Can Loot in Person, You Can Multitask More Efficiently
6	6 Vote	I Was Going to Bed "Covered in Mould"
6	6 Vote	Send Nudes: Locals Furious as Tourists Leave Rude Messages on Their Uniforms
6	6 Vote	Mermaids Will Come Out Strong in Support of Gun Control