Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber REJECTED by Apple
7	7 Vote	Blizzard Is Too Stupid to Believe
7	7 Vote	Google Discontinues Support for SOPA 1	1
7	7 Vote	Frederick Douglass Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
7	7 Vote	Seeing America From This Perspective Makes Me Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate
7	7 Vote	It Takes 6 Days to Change the World
6	6 Vote	Disney World's Most Infamous Murderers
6	6 Vote	Quintessential Swear Words That Are Sure to Over-Whelm Our Senses
6	6 Vote	Missing 4-Year-Old Found Dead at 82
6	6 Vote	Tesla Drivers Can Now Talk to Men
6	6 Vote	BREAKING: Candace Owens Announces She Has No Belly Button
6	6 Vote	The Frozen Lasagna Is Actually Homemade Teriyaki
6	6 Vote	Why You Must Listen to the Bathroom 1	1
6	6 Vote	Will Elon Musk Himself
6	6 Vote	Red Lobster Files for Divorce
6	6 Vote	The Devouring of a Lifetime
6	6 Vote	4,000 US Flights Delayed or Canceled Due to Antisemitism
6	6 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
6	6 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
6	6 Vote	Devastation as Eight-Year-Old Boy Dies After Getting Married and Having a Baby and Then
6	6 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
6	6 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
6	6 Vote	Elon Musk Desperately Wants Transphobia to Be New Species
6	6 Vote	Help! My Wife's Reaction Was Absurd
6	6 Vote	Optical Illusion Reveals if She'll Have More Sex, Study Claims
6	6 Vote	Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27
6	6 Vote	Easter Sunday: He Is Stopped
6	6 Vote	State Inspector Found in a Jar
6	6 Vote	Breakfast Foods and Drinks You Should Marry
6	6 Vote	Scotland Is in Japanese—Mostly
6	6 Vote	Don't Be a Discrimination Victim 1	1
6	6 Vote	Geometry Can Be Your Purpose
6	6 Vote	The Heavy Cream Substitute You Wouldn't Imagine
6	6 Vote	At Least 17 Killed by "Something Unusual or Odd"
6	6 Vote	Why Meghan No Longer Stupid
6	6 Vote	I Was Pregnant Until I Noticed Something I'd Missed
6	6 Vote	Zookeeper Is Mauled to Death by a Controlled Explosion
6	6 Vote	Stray Dog Was Covered in Cold Coffee, Then He Stunned Jazz Festivalgoers
6	6 Vote	Wanted: Single Male, No Smokers, Must Have Been Attacked 13 Times
6	6 Vote	Assange Approaches Five Years After He Ate Last Hot Pocket