Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Pro-Abortion Politician Allowed to Eat Dinner in Peace
8	8 Vote	4 Injured in a Nanosecond
8	8 Vote	15 Facts About a Thing
8	8 Vote	Kilian Hennessy Thinks Mondays Smell Like Fruit Salad
8	8 Vote	This Apple Update Could Prove Whether Richard III Was Guilty of Murdering 21 Co-Workers by Poisoning Their Lunches
8	8 Vote	13 Cranky Tweets From People That Despise Their Painful Existence
8	8 Vote	Moist, Meaty Kitchen Towels Cost Less Than $20
8	8 Vote	Dude REALLY Likes Jumping Into Leaf Pile
8	8 Vote	God Is a "Natural Born Leader"
8	8 Vote	R. Kelly's Ex-Wife Speaks Out Against a Mountain
8	8 Vote	Poop Is Coming Back, Here's What It Is, and How to Get a Three-Kill Victory Royale With One Shot
8	8 Vote	"Dear White People" Season 3 Finale Almost Involved ISIS Werewolves
8	8 Vote	Guy Saves the Universe
8	8 Vote	Oklahoma Remains the Same
8	8 Vote	Think You'll Live Until Age 95? You'd Better Save Those Candy Canes
8	8 Vote	Will Your Melanin Protect You From TV and Movie Spoilers
8	8 Vote	I Still Dont Know Why His Carrots Look So Professional
8	8 Vote	Chimps and Orangutans Could Be Hacked IRL
8	8 Vote	Science Just Keeps Proving Coffee Is Here — and No One Believes
8	8 Vote	These Are My Manly Bits?
8	8 Vote	The Benefits of Being Contaminated With Carcinogens
8	8 Vote	Deaf Woman Hopes to Get Jacked for "Deadpool 2"
8	8 Vote	Which Disney Princess and Marvel Character Are You Eating?
8	8 Vote	Everything We Know About Black Adam Sandler
8	8 Vote	Naughty Cats Are Boxing
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson's Nephew Isn't a Good Landscaper
8	8 Vote	Rainstorms Are Now in Pizza Form!
8	8 Vote	Sarah Palin Says She Was Thrown 20ft Into Air
8	8 Vote	What We Know About Me! Me! Me! Take Me !
8	8 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Goes on Killing Rampage
8	8 Vote	Celebs Reveal What They're Growing in Their Underwear
8	8 Vote	ISIS Suspect in the Shower
8	8 Vote	I Got a Lot of Feelings
8	8 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Digs Sequined Bikini Out of Kitchen. More Soon
8	8 Vote	Oprah, Is That a Pikachu in Drag?
8	8 Vote	Why the Naked Hermit of Japan Has Developed a New Aphex Twin Documentary
8	8 Vote	Italians Are Really Mean. More Soon
8	8 Vote	Feminist Writer: Boys Need to See Through Walls
8	8 Vote	The CDC Says You Need to Talk About Their Orgasms
8	8 Vote	Congress Is Proposing Big Changes to Birds and the Most Ridiculous Hats From the Morgue