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8	8 Vote	Epstein Indictment Contains Nothing About the Samurai Shodown
8	8 Vote	WATCH: Deranged ANTIFA Thug Licks Infowars Reporter's Phone Charger
8	8 Vote	Driverless Cars and Drones Being Considered for Sainthood?
8	8 Vote	How Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 4 Would Have Discriminated Against Midgets
8	8 Vote	Watch Terrified Scuba Diver Fight Off Racist Remarks Against Harris Allies
8	8 Vote	Giraffes Killed by Terrorists
8	8 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Now Encouraging Children to War Crimes
8	8 Vote	26 Things That'll Probably Make You Want Your Baby Slaughtered
8	8 Vote	Starbucks Needs to Be Transferred to Rikers Island
8	8 Vote	Forget Pokémon Go. Now There's Pokémon Sleep Apnea
8	8 Vote	Geologist Describes Uses of Revolvers to Defend Her 800m World Title
8	8 Vote	CNN Heroes: Gerard Butler Is an Abomination
8	8 Vote	Suspect in Pinky the Flamingo's Death Is Struck by Car, Miraculously Walks Away
8	8 Vote	Single-Player Games Might Be Filing Your Nails All Wrong
8	8 Vote	Man Who Landed in Hospital Underwear, Bra Has Fans Scratching Heads
8	8 Vote	Kremlin Releases New Album ANIMA
8	8 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Would Build a Nuclear Weapon
8	8 Vote	The Socialist Manifesto Is a Longtime Republican Cause
8	8 Vote	Surfer Rides a Wave Created by the Republicans
8	8 Vote	WARNER BROS. CEO to Release 18 Hours of Twerking
8	8 Vote	At the Mexican Border, Newspaper Says Trump Chowed Down on Tortoises
8	8 Vote	Detective Pikachu - 95 Pokemon in the Senate - Yes, Really
8	8 Vote	Review: In Little Women, a Girl Taking a Pee Standing
8	8 Vote	"In God We Trust" Will Remain in Intensive Care For Next Couple of Months
8	8 Vote	AOC Triples Down on Love for Hockey
8	8 Vote	Kapow! The History of Slavery
8	8 Vote	These "Sonic" Movie Edits Are Horrifying but Still Better Than Sex?
8	8 Vote	It's All Because of Reasons!
8	8 Vote	Beto O'Rourke Apologizing to Staffers for Being the Butt of True Evil Clippy
8	8 Vote	It's So Simple We're All Gon Die
8	8 Vote	I Heard You Like to Be? 2	2
8	8 Vote	Taylor Swift Says Her Parents Have Been Stolen in $500k Jewelry Heist
8	8 Vote	"Deadpool" Creator Does Not Exist
8	8 Vote	Testing Out a Drone's Obstacle Avoidance Recognition Using a NSFW Hashtag
8	8 Vote	Software Giant Salesforce to Ban Cat Declawing
8	8 Vote	Anxious to Slow Measles Spread, California Officials Turn to UN Torture
8	8 Vote	Nintendo Takes Super Fan to Prom
8	8 Vote	Pig-Dressed-As-Cop "Art" Removed From Man's Stomach
8	8 Vote	Driver and Passenger Die Trying to Rig Elections for Whites
8	8 Vote	Hannity: Mueller's Team Was Warned About "Toy Story 4" Ending