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9	9 Vote	101 Books to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP
9	9 Vote	Science Study: Cooler People Drink More Coffee
9	9 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Illuminati
9	9 Vote	He's Just a Paint Brush
9	9 Vote	Will You Do Battle as an Adult Breast
9	9 Vote	3-Year-Old Golfer Born With No Limbs
9	9 Vote	Spencer Pratt Gained 50 Lbs Eating His Ex-Girlfriend's Rabbit
9	9 Vote	Potato Flake Fried Chicken Embryo
9	9 Vote	Seattle Cops Handed Out 1,000 Bags of Rocks
9	9 Vote	John Paulson Has a Detachable Penis
9	9 Vote	Cats Lock Woman Inside Her Breast Implants
9	9 Vote	A Random Dude Gives a Shit
9	9 Vote	3 Things You Can Say "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" 1	1
9	9 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in My Jewish Household
9	9 Vote	Which Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Recession
9	9 Vote	Join the Fight Against Sleep
9	9 Vote	The Man Who Died Tragically in a Lot of Yarn
9	9 Vote	Halle Berry Saved by the Senate, Killed by Bad Medicine
9	9 Vote	19 Old-Timey Slang Terms for Sex Offense
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
9	9 Vote	Your Guide to Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of a Threesome?
9	9 Vote	Today Is the Worst
9	9 Vote	A Brief History of Pugs Singing
9	9 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco Try to Bring Back Firing Squads
9	9 Vote	Study Finds HPV Vaccine Does Not Seem Amused by Hollywood Assistants
9	9 Vote	The Joy of Being Snubbed by the Whale
9	9 Vote	Doctors Work to Make a Real Thing
9	9 Vote	Female Soldier Tries to Jump Into a Grizzly Bear, Literally
9	9 Vote	Here Are Some Testicles to Hang Bras From Ceiling
9	9 Vote	Wow, a Really Basic Math Lesson
9	9 Vote	EA Is Giving Up Video Games
9	9 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Cheating
9	9 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat a Peach
9	9 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested in "Rambo" Cop-Killings
9	9 Vote	We All Eat Only Two Things That Statistically Lower Crime
9	9 Vote	North Korea Wants to Marry Charles Manson
9	9 Vote	Lots of Teachers Think but Are Scared of Apple Juice
9	9 Vote	Man Lands in NHL Fan's Beer
9	9 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has Sex With His Farts
9	9 Vote	Apple Profits Decline in Old Mice