Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

9	9 Vote	Roads Turn Into Marzipan
9	9 Vote	LaLaLaLaLa... I Can't Be Deported (Tr)
9	9 Vote	I Want Some of It All 1	1
9	9 Vote	People Are the Most Dangerous Enemy 1	1
9	9 Vote	Judge Issues Futile Injunction Against Gun Violence. Bullets Silenced Him
9	9 Vote	Ants Are Violent Offenders
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Interested in My Pants
9	9 Vote	Priests Caught Performing Sex Acts in Car Crashes
9	9 Vote	It Came to Stop 9/11 1	1
9	9 Vote	Help! My Soon-To-Be Ex Wants Me to Feel Guilty
9	9 Vote	Fireflies Are the Tastiest Appetizer
9	9 Vote	Local Police Lip Sync Battle to Restore Tsar to Throne
9	9 Vote	What About a Mob 1	1
9	9 Vote	Trump Says He's "Not Happy" With the Honeydew Wedge
9	9 Vote	World's Largest Iceberg Is About to Become Popular
9	9 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Eat Tomatoes
9	9 Vote	Why Amazon Can't Touch These Two Katana Wielding Robotic Arms
9	9 Vote	More Britons Than Ever Tried to Kill a Roach
9	9 Vote	Funny Cat Doesn't Know It's the Cadillac of Evil
9	9 Vote	Wow Wht Did I Marry a F**king Dolphin...
9	9 Vote	Violence Is Not OK
9	9 Vote	Lopsided Angel Baby Dies
9	9 Vote	So, Apparently Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Around Much Longer
9	9 Vote	Irish Senate Approves Ban on Female Drivers
9	9 Vote	Pokémon Go Fest Is a Hate Crime Against Humanity {BARF]
9	9 Vote	A Concerned Cat Loudly Searches for Human Traffickers
9	9 Vote	If You Live on Earth, You Have the Speed of Stupid
9	9 Vote	Tiny Pikachu Trade War
9	9 Vote	4 Takeaways From a Giant Wank
9	9 Vote	Godzilla: King of the Bahamas
9	9 Vote	Nintendo Fans Can Breathe Underwater
9	9 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Cried Watching the Washing Machine
9	9 Vote	Supreme Court to Catch Pokémon?
9	9 Vote	A Very Excited Bear Stumbles
9	9 Vote	Manic Depression Is a Stepping Stone to Pro Boxing Career
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Ends
9	9 Vote	5 Facts to Stick in Your Face
9	9 Vote	People Are Actually Really Dangerous?
9	9 Vote	What Goes in Those Little Booties
9	9 Vote	Why Walking Through Doorways Make Us Nazis