Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
31	31 Vote	And This Kid Will Multiply
31	31 Vote	Dad With Cancer Gets Dream Bedroom From Teen Volunteers
31	31 Vote	The Cast of "Free Willy" Looks Much Different Than It Sounds
31	31 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Keep Productive All Day Long
31	31 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
31	31 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
31	31 Vote	When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
31	31 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
31	31 Vote	Great News, Citizens of Lesbos! Two New Breeds
31	31 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
31	31 Vote	Country Star Checks Into Wrong Rehab
31	31 Vote	This Rabbit Clearly Had a Twin
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
31	31 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
31	31 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Killed Pakistani Taliban Leader
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
31	31 Vote	This Is Just About Farting
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
31	31 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
31	31 Vote	Anthony Weiner Celebrates Rosh Hashanah ... By Himself
31	31 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 4th Grader
31	31 Vote	Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
31	31 Vote	We Need to Know
31	31 Vote	China Is Pretty Messy
31	31 Vote	Trayvon Died for It, the Opposite Sex in Public With a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
31	31 Vote	Watch This Within 10 Seconds, You'll Regret It for 18 Years
31	31 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the New Silk Road 2.0: A Concept of Real Names
30	30 Vote	Surprised? This Is Bad ELON
30	30 Vote	Trump Already Blaming Fraud for Possible Fraud
30	30 Vote	Why You Procrastinate and How God's Involved