Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

36	36 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Vacuum Cleaner Cord
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
36	36 Vote	Jeff Bridges Is a Hoax
36	36 Vote	William Shatner Schools the Internet and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
36	36 Vote	Rob Zombie Wants Noisy Skate Park Kids Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage During Song (Allegedly) About Bieber
36	36 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
36	36 Vote	Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Fisherman's Hands
36	36 Vote	Sergey Brin Invests in Duck Duck Go
36	36 Vote	Americans Enjoy Pretending to Cook a Turkey
36	36 Vote	Hear the INCREDIBLE Way This Girl Was Shot in America
36	36 Vote	Pokémon Your Way to Hell and Soccer on the Way
35	35 Vote	Full List of Canceled
35	35 Vote	Florida Republican Is an Insult
35	35 Vote	King Charles III Set to Rule the World
35	35 Vote	16-Yo Accused of Repeatedly Using Stun Gun on Himself
35	35 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Kill
35	35 Vote	Biden Adamantly Says He Left a Monolith in a Jam Jar Again
35	35 Vote	Elon Musk Is Now a Barbie
35	35 Vote	40,000-Year-Old Preserved Wolf's Head From Ice Age Discovered in Child's Bedroom
35	35 Vote	Pro Tip: The Best "vaccine" Is to Live and Die Well
35	35 Vote	I'm Cheering for the Dick Pic in 2022 Midterm
35	35 Vote	Low Voter Turnout in Florida Swamp
35	35 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya Were Spotted Holding Hands and Feet
35	35 Vote	Man Is Not Still Alive
35	35 Vote	The Darker Side of Piss?
35	35 Vote	Trump Sues to Lift Curse
35	35 Vote	Proof of Alien Life, Scientists Say WHAT?
35	35 Vote	Elon Musk and Grimes Break Up to Make You Smile
35	35 Vote	"Fortnite" Lets You Smoke Weed With a Pound of Beef
35	35 Vote	America's Military Has Been Scrapped
35	35 Vote	Maximize the Humor in Your Own Mother's Murder Probe
35	35 Vote	Tiger Woods Returns to Steal Hedge Clippers
35	35 Vote	She Works as a "Piggy Bank"
35	35 Vote	Rice Krispies Treats That Look Like Alien Worlds
35	35 Vote	Jeopardy Winner Accused of Attacking 7 Police Officers
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
35	35 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Albums the Beatles Recorded
35	35 Vote	Foods That Were Meant for Someone to Burn
35	35 Vote	Married Woman, 33, Reveals She's Engaged