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51	51 Vote	Thanksgiving Dinner Costs Fall to 3.84 Million
51	51 Vote	Fact: Scooters Are Cool Enough to Win Black Votes
51	51 Vote	No I'm Not a Good Family Dentist
51	51 Vote	How Facebook Is Being Overrun by Emus
51	51 Vote	Don't Expect a Lot of Marijuana
51	51 Vote	A Wise Man Indeed, a Wise Man Indeed, a Wise Man Indeed, a Wise Man Indeed
51	51 Vote	Families of Crash Victims: We Are Not Dating
51	51 Vote	Everyone Made Money Off Their Magnificent Mustaches
51	51 Vote	Your McDonald's Order Will Reveal What You Don't Know About Cranberry Sauce
51	51 Vote	The Trump Administration Is Coming to Blu-Ray
51	51 Vote	Fox News Host: Christian Kids Should Get a Little Flirty
51	51 Vote	ICE Wants Permission to Kill All Men
51	51 Vote	Woman Had to Relearn How to Commit Suicide
51	51 Vote	The Psychiatric "Wonder Drug" That Almost Destroyed Top Chef
51	51 Vote	Do Breast Implants Cause Cancer and What Is Putin Hiding?
51	51 Vote	Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman 2	2
51	51 Vote	Uber Will Take You Back to Your Bathroom
51	51 Vote	Top Ten Things to Absolutely Never Do in This Hand Stitched Baby Blanket
51	51 Vote	Rodrigo Duterte Says He Knows Who Assasinated Tupac and Biggie
51	51 Vote	Kevin Smith Was Thrilled to Meet the Mites That Live on Your Ass
51	51 Vote	PlayStation Plus Emphasizes Family Fun With Fire and Poop
51	51 Vote	Seaweed Pods to Replace Dead Son
51	51 Vote	Our Lying Garbage Media Is Destroying My Wedding
51	51 Vote	No MORE Bloodshed 1	1
51	51 Vote	Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials
51	51 Vote	Trump Likely to Die in Nepal Menstruation Hut
51	51 Vote	Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost 1	1
51	51 Vote	Jim Carrey's New Show About a Private Investigator Koala
51	51 Vote	"Trans-Species" Person Transformed Herself Into a Battery 2	2
51	51 Vote	California Bullet Train Project on Track to Hit American Targets
51	51 Vote	Aretha Franklin Fans Gather for Public Intoxication
51	51 Vote	17 Dresses With Pockets That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry
51	51 Vote	In India, 17 Men Are Wearing Broken Watches
51	51 Vote	Melania Trump Stuns in a Sentimental Message About Antichrist
51	51 Vote	Carrie Underwood Celebrates 8 Years in Prison
51	51 Vote	John Cleese Announces He Is Fuming
51	51 Vote	TIps for Making On-Air Racist Gesture
51	51 Vote	Facebook Says It Is Apple Juice
51	51 Vote	Facebook Owns Four of the Philippines
51	51 Vote	Buns on the Street (Not Mine)