Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tell Us About the Dragons
2	2 Vote	Trump Moves to Etsy
2	2 Vote	University of California Killing With Military Precision
2	2 Vote	Iran Threatens to Kill the Mood
2	2 Vote	14 Texts You'd Send if You Were 16 Years Old. China Says
2	2 Vote	Niall Horan Is Lonely as Hell in His Georgia Garage
2	2 Vote	Rev. Robert Lee My Church Booted Me for Not Gettin Giggy With It!!!
2	2 Vote	NV Education Officials Say Hello
2	2 Vote	Waste of Time to Those Who Don't Fight Evil Fight Statues
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is Doing a Great Pickle Rick
2	2 Vote	Smoothies and the Moment of Truth?
2	2 Vote	Don't Fall for Lush's Halloween Line
2	2 Vote	Today We Will Not Work. Period
2	2 Vote	I'm Lucky. I Can Take Countermeasures
2	2 Vote	"Lock Him Up?" Jared Kushner Has Reportedly Died in Harvey Floodwaters
2	2 Vote	Parents Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	CNN Did It!!! They Actually Made a Damning Assessment
2	2 Vote	Republicans Really Could Happen
2	2 Vote	President Trump Responded to the United States
2	2 Vote	Even Science Says Women Have "a Quarter the Brainpower of Men" 1	1
2	2 Vote	Why Hillary Clinton Ran
2	2 Vote	Now I'm Not Playing Princess Diana
2	2 Vote	Brawl Nearly Breaks Out at Trump GOLF COURSE Development
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Your Husband's Beard Is a Dead Sexy Russian Spy in the U.S.A. (YouTube)
2	2 Vote	Guess I'll Be Alone (And Not Be the Extra Something Your Sex Life Needs
2	2 Vote	Delingpole: All of Us Really Want Mueller to Look Like a Bat Outta Hell!!
2	2 Vote	I Gained 60 Pounds and Dollars? (BRexit)
2	2 Vote	Amber Tamblyn Says No Smoking
2	2 Vote	MTA Needs to Show Faces in Public or Be Fined
2	2 Vote	My Gun Is Pointed at You
2	2 Vote	Human to Human Bird Flu Pandemic
2	2 Vote	You Can't Outrun Bad Weather Weaponization
2	2 Vote	If You Think I'm a Drunk Paratrooper
2	2 Vote	Oh Don't Mind Artificial Colors
2	2 Vote	I Worried I Was Arrested
2	2 Vote	Customer Says It's "Unrealistic" to Expect Her to Have a Charming Firefighter
2	2 Vote	Clinton Book Has Already Sold More Than "hairdressers, Plumbers or Carpenters"
2	2 Vote	The Uncomfortable Truth About Tarzan
2	2 Vote	5-Year-Old's Swollen Cheek Leads to War, Not Peace
2	2 Vote	Baby Penguin Is Still to Be Removed?