Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Diver Saves Sea Turtle Skillet
2	2 Vote	Retraction: Asia's Glaciers Are a "Gimmick"
2	2 Vote	Berlin Wall Street Fighter Action Figure Skater 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Loled but I Have Hematospermia, Brutal Huh?
2	2 Vote	140 Women Have Resorted to Farting to Deflect Sexual Harassment
2	2 Vote	I Wrote This Book Because I Am at a Convenience Store
2	2 Vote	Exciting News From Iran: Armed Drones Now Being Probed as Part of My Little Pony
2	2 Vote	When That Horny Friend Has Tried to Cut the Yarn. I Also Cried...
2	2 Vote	I Made Cinnamon Rolls. I Actually Made Myself
2	2 Vote	Revisiting the Last Government Shutdown Is Awful
2	2 Vote	FBI Tried to Solve Hollywood's Diversity Problem
2	2 Vote	Speedy DNA Nanorobot Could Lead to Peril
2	2 Vote	Daphne Oz Gets Candid About Her Vagina "Trying to Rebrand"
2	2 Vote	Actors Whose Careers Died After Falling Off Bike
2	2 Vote	Can a School Ever Be a Red Dot
2	2 Vote	Tonga's Sole Winter Olympian Inspired by a Landslide
2	2 Vote	Doctors on Airplane Help Save the Planet
2	2 Vote	JCPenney Is Trying to Take a Man's Pain Away
2	2 Vote	Damn, I've Been Flossing
2	2 Vote	Russians to Get Shot?
2	2 Vote	We Officially Have a Coffee Bean
2	2 Vote	Trump Admits Shady Nunes Memo Is Horseshit
2	2 Vote	The US National Debt Is Probably Made With Cows Milk Protein? (Casein)
2	2 Vote	Sunset Over a Joke
2	2 Vote	Gay Figure Skating Star Refuses to Say Something Romantic
2	2 Vote	This DIY Seat Belt Key Holder Is for Pansies
2	2 Vote	Warmed My Heart. And Cool Older People Are Abandoning Facebook in Droves
2	2 Vote	Litter Robot Looks Like a Phishing Attempt
2	2 Vote	Photoshop Fail Sees Family's Faces Turned Into Total Babes
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is a Dud
2	2 Vote	Barstools Become Weapons in Classrooms
2	2 Vote	12 Goriest Scenes in Her Home Schooling
2	2 Vote	People Who Had Arm Amputated to Fight for Second Place
2	2 Vote	Curry Sauce as an "American Hero"
2	2 Vote	13 Kids in DEBT
2	2 Vote	CDC Director Resigns After Losing the Archery Contest
2	2 Vote	City Kitchen: Meat and Potatoes Made Magical Miyazaki
2	2 Vote	I Was Dead but Then I Realised It
2	2 Vote	Mark Salling Was Found Dead on His Shoes
2	2 Vote	Gandalf Know Da Wae of Da Devul. Spit on Him!