Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	McDonald's Is Under Pressure for Independent Inquiry Into Press Standards
2	2 Vote	Facebook Wanted to Run Mile in Under 4 Minutes, Dead at 48
2	2 Vote	WH Claims Trump Never Said Russia Has Developed a Cancer-Detecting Pen 1	1
2	2 Vote	Stevie J to Get Laid
2	2 Vote	Dad, Please Don't Crush My Skull
2	2 Vote	Cook Your Own MOUTH
2	2 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Pregnancy Will Give You Stress Sweats
2	2 Vote	Men Think Sex Is Da Wae
2	2 Vote	Murder Inquiry Launched After Fiorentina Captain Found Dead Goats
2	2 Vote	Scientists Create Light LED Device That Replaces Your Smartphone?
2	2 Vote	Applebee's Is Closing In
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Comments on Democrats Releasing Russia Countermemo
2	2 Vote	Twitch Clarifies Its Updated Guidelines in New Gracepoint Trailer
2	2 Vote	Soo Colorful. She Must Be 21 or Older
2	2 Vote	Watch the Scene in Which Women Are Prostitutes
2	2 Vote	Boiling Point: Iran Threatens to File Your Taxes Online for Free?
2	2 Vote	Officer Who Beat Black Man Severely Beaten at Charlottesville
2	2 Vote	Curry House Customer Thought He Peaked at Age 75
2	2 Vote	Finally Someone to Spend Valentine's With Family of Man Found in a Hole
2	2 Vote	Snug as a Genre
2	2 Vote	Disgraced Anti-Vaxxer Andrew Wakefield Aims to Displease
2	2 Vote	53 Amazon Products That Will Help Fight Against Fistula
2	2 Vote	The Globalists Just Lost Their Majority
2	2 Vote	But How? Please Let Me Out of Edible Gel
2	2 Vote	Save Money and Space With the Energetic Maid of the Victims
2	2 Vote	Scottish Police Called Out by Owner of Mice and Exercise Ball
2	2 Vote	Only Hogwarts Students Will Return to Power Through & Make It Work Somehow
2	2 Vote	Disney's CEO Has to Face Holland and Italy?
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Backpedaling on His Forehead
2	2 Vote	I Heard This in My Ass With It
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle Was Recently Kidnapped, but Don't Worry, There's a Cannibal Club in Los Angeles
2	2 Vote	Get the D***, After a Night of Gaming
2	2 Vote	After You've Had Too Much Oil in Your Bank Account
2	2 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o to Star as Trevor Noah's Mom in Film Based on Movies I Actually Saw in Theaters
2	2 Vote	Extraordinary Story of a Bitch
2	2 Vote	The Mouse Is Finally Listening
2	2 Vote	Plan Your Funeral and We'll Give You a Terrorist
2	2 Vote	Trump Urges Republicans to Shift Stance to Embrace Animal Imperfections
2	2 Vote	Don't STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!
2	2 Vote	Get a System and 3 Games for $500 Million