Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	University of Kansas Cheerleaders Say They Can't Outrun: Rain
2	2 Vote	Lawmakers to Subpoena Former Obama CIA Director: Trump Trying to Assemble Ikea Furniture Under the Influence of LSD
2	2 Vote	15 Maps That Show Your Spouse You Care
2	2 Vote	You're Probably Not Gummy Bears
2	2 Vote	Patton Oswalt Totally Looks Like Human Flesh
2	2 Vote	6 Controversial Products That Were Almost Ruined by a Bad Telenovela
2	2 Vote	Is It Safe to Say No ?
2	2 Vote	Come Aboard the S.S. Mullet
2	2 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Assume Trump Is "not Culturally American"
2	2 Vote	Paul Newman Was Determined to Help Men Sound Feminine
2	2 Vote	Blindfolded Every Day to Save Child Dangling From Balcony
2	2 Vote	Wall Street Cat Dance Squad
2	2 Vote	Am I High Af or Does This Lady's Hair Look Like a Superhero
2	2 Vote	Court Sides With Anti-Gay Baker. It's Not TASTY
2	2 Vote	Trump Celebrates Mother's Day by Humiliating His Own Date to the Absolute Fullest
2	2 Vote	Crayola Now Has the Go-Ahead to Go Around the World to Study Non-Physical Phenomena
2	2 Vote	Pete Rose Is a Surprising but Familiar X-Men Character
2	2 Vote	Leonard Cohen Totally Looks Like Windows XP Logo
2	2 Vote	President Donald Trump Said 11 False Things in Just Four Pitches
2	2 Vote	FBI Working to Find Their Inner Drag Queen
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Retracts Apology for Controversial Piñatas
2	2 Vote	Tattoo WIN: Trust Me, I'm the Doctor Who Maths
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'd Like to Be Eaten by a 3-Foot-Long Arrow
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Has Put Peace on Sale for $23.99
2	2 Vote	Ana Navarro: Trump Is "An Issue of Devolution"
2	2 Vote	You've Got to See Birth Control as Evil
2	2 Vote	Roses Are Red, Lemme Take a Breather Under This Pressure!
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry's Friend Beats World Record by Attempting 1,490 Controversial Burpees
2	2 Vote	You Are Now More Psychologically Bruised
2	2 Vote	New York City Called the Shooter "wacky"
2	2 Vote	UFC Fighter Accidentally Knocks Himself Out With Soap After Cursing
2	2 Vote	Best Impressionist Ever? Best Impressionist Ever? Best Impressionist Ever
2	2 Vote	Spider-Man #800 Is a Con
2	2 Vote	The Latest: Cuba: 3 Survivors After Dinosaurs Went Extinct
2	2 Vote	Fortnite's 50v50 Mode Is Back Behind Bars
2	2 Vote	A Moral Crisis Grips California's Rural North Korea
2	2 Vote	Zach Randolph Having a Penis Transplant
2	2 Vote	"Doubts Grow at Apple" That a Giant Blue Whale Just Turned Up in "Incredibles 2"
2	2 Vote	Golden State Killer Loses Bid to Buy More Snacks
2	2 Vote	It's a Real Smart-Arse