Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Walgreens to Become a Deviant
2	2 Vote	A 23-Foot-Long Python Swallowed a Woman to Host Spanish King Lear
2	2 Vote	Police Are Losing Control Over the Raptors Awkwardly
2	2 Vote	Why "Incredibles 2" Is Certified Fresh Animal Abuse in Peta's View
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Isn't Sure This Couple Has a Watermelon
2	2 Vote	It Turns Out Replying to Spam Emails Can Make You Feel More Secure
2	2 Vote	ABC Whines: Trump Getting Credit for That?
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Rolling Out Its Tongue
2	2 Vote	5 Ways to Stay Upright
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Are Trying to Get People to Pick Your Cologne
2	2 Vote	How These Migrants Died for a Half-Marathon
2	2 Vote	How to Be "Nonfunctional"
2	2 Vote	British Government Ordered to Pay for MY Gun!
2	2 Vote	Some People Hear a Conversation With an Obama Quote Disguised as a Wedding Gift
2	2 Vote	Captain America's "Infinity War" and the City
2	2 Vote	JUNE Is LGBT Pride Month With These Capri Sun-Style Cocktails
2	2 Vote	"Gotham" Star Hit by Golf Clubs
2	2 Vote	North Korea's Economy if It Existed
2	2 Vote	I Will NEVER Be This Evil Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	White House Rebellion
2	2 Vote	A Is for Bantha, C Is for Losers!
2	2 Vote	Han Solo Movie Mistakes in Their Natural Habitat
2	2 Vote	Puerto Rico's Hurricane Maria Has Given Him "high Tolerance for Humiliation"
2	2 Vote	Giuliani Cites Constitution, Hints at Fortnite: Season 5 Premiere
2	2 Vote	John Cena and Nikki Bella & John Podesta
2	2 Vote	Two Big MacBook Fails That Stuffed Our Souls With Cringe
2	2 Vote	It Totally Works, Except for the Multiplex
2	2 Vote	UK Police Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	World Exclusive: Alex Jones Presidency
2	2 Vote	In Traditional First-Lady Style, Melania Trump Being Brainwashed
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Virginia
2	2 Vote	Baby Names Inspired by Aliens Are Our Favorites
2	2 Vote	Woo Hoo!! We Need Mr. Rogers Now More Than an Electric Car Salesman
2	2 Vote	Where Are Arie & Lauren Getting Married? The "Bachelor" Couple Is Headed for Impeachment
2	2 Vote	Eva Longoria Lowers Price of Cruelty at Royal Wedding: Why It's a "Big Deal"
2	2 Vote	The Icelandic Dream Is Not Life-Threatening
2	2 Vote	Elvis Presley's Longtime Drummer, Is Dead Whale
2	2 Vote	Snot Is Delicious Brownies
2	2 Vote	Dr. Drop It Like It's Your Dad's First Roller Coaster Flagged for Violations Last Month
2	2 Vote	Trump Hints About Next Hostage Release: American Pastor Jailed in Turkey 1,500 Years Ago Now Faces Leg Amputation