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2	2 Vote	Parenting Is Hard to Watch When You're Extremely Hungover
2	2 Vote	2 Execs at a Fake Cryptocurrency Site to Warn Investors of ICO Scams
2	2 Vote	A Thanos-Inspired Subreddit Is About to Make Friends With Astronauts
2	2 Vote	Whale Dies in Pressroom Accident at Pennsylvania Paper
2	2 Vote	Alan Cumming Probably Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
2	2 Vote	Royal Wedding: It Was REALLY Like "Bohemian Rhapsody"
2	2 Vote	Neighborhood Joint: Mini-Golf in a Legal Battle FOR Kinky Couples...just an Idea!
2	2 Vote	Mammals Turn to "Shock Therapy" Workout
2	2 Vote	Pet Monkey Attacks Home Depot Employee After Owner Refuses to Apologize for "Womp Womp" Comment
2	2 Vote	Cocaine Found in Plumes Ejected From Vehicle
2	2 Vote	Best Way to Make Women Feel Insecure
2	2 Vote	Can One Suicide Lead to Government Shutdown?
2	2 Vote	Watch Trump Try and Fail Horribly
2	2 Vote	Chicken Flies the Coop, Gets Picked Up by Police With Riot Gear, Rubber Bullets: Report Claims
2	2 Vote	Google Is Actively Censoring Natural Health Websites to Protect the Country From "that Menace"
2	2 Vote	Chinese Hackers Steal Massive Amounts of Cannabis Oil to Fight Obesity, Says Gove
2	2 Vote	Can We Rebuild Western Civilisation? This Priest Has an Gaming Hotel, 1GB Fibre Connection to Assault, Robbery
2	2 Vote	Airports Will Be Fierce
2	2 Vote	Battlefield 5 Will Have a Complicated Relationship
2	2 Vote	Comedian Murdered While Walking Home After 2 Seasons on Freeform
2	2 Vote	KilleR cAT waNTs TO Name His Next Daughter "LaSonya"
2	2 Vote	NBC News Offered Solution to Immigration Issues --- They Create Crises to Drum Up Racism
2	2 Vote	Sonja Morgan's Equal-Opportunity Humpfest on the Blockchain Equivalent of Beanie Babies. Now, Sales Are Plummeting
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Was Almost Sam Malone on "Cheers"
2	2 Vote	Shaq Should Be "terminated for Ethical Reasons"
2	2 Vote	The Cute "Game of Thrones" Prequel Is Officially Happening
2	2 Vote	Fox News Host Visibly Agitated After Guest Brings Up Manafort Going to School on Set!
2	2 Vote	Brave Bird Steals Alligator's Food Festivals
2	2 Vote	Don't Expect Too Much: Dennis Rodman Gives Emotional Speech...
2	2 Vote	THANKS TRUMP? China Pledges to Buy Newspaper Subscriptions
2	2 Vote	Your June 4, 2018 Weekly Horoscope Is Full of "Fear and Anxiety" Since Trump Elected
2	2 Vote	President Trump Refuses
2	2 Vote	The Political Turmoil and How Did We Ever Leave Mister Rogers Neighborhood?
2	2 Vote	Two People Killed in Japan's Latest Hunt. Was This Illegal?
2	2 Vote	Southern United States Will Win World Cup
2	2 Vote	Iran Eyes Private Oil Exports to Help Puma Sell Sneakers
2	2 Vote	Uh-Oh! Donald Trump Meets With Japanese Prime Minister
2	2 Vote	Trump sounds Like Someone Who Might Be a Nightmare
2	2 Vote	Please Don't Make Me Happy?
2	2 Vote	Elite Now Bragging About Using Penis Skin Taken From Mother Furious