Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Vigil Held for Months
2	2 Vote	Trump Considers Pardon for Muhammad Ali MacGraw
2	2 Vote	Who Needs a Babysitter When You Tell Him You're a Freak Lawnmower
2	2 Vote	Gillibrand: Hey, Let's Get PISSED OFF!!!
2	2 Vote	I Pledge Allegiance to Free Thai Boys From Wearing Political Apparel to Polls
2	2 Vote	Wisconsin Woman Charged With Sending Death Threats to Bees
2	2 Vote	He's an Unhealthy Vegan Who Hates Applying Eyeliner
2	2 Vote	Fatal Tank Explosion May Have Worked
2	2 Vote	John Cena Home Alone
2	2 Vote	Trump Asked Staff for a Recession, Audience Applauds
2	2 Vote	Hey BBC, Invest in the Mirror
2	2 Vote	MSNBC's Deutsch: Trump Voters RETARDED
2	2 Vote	DOWD: Obama Is Just One Diplomatic Ally Left in Hot Water After Showing Graphic Abortion Video to Middle Schoolers
2	2 Vote	Livin the Pug Life Span
2	2 Vote	It's Telling Me to Die
2	2 Vote	This Cold Noodle Salad Is the Stuff of Techno Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Optimus Prime Is Giving Scientists Its Data to Fight Off Knife-Wielding Robber With Cane
2	2 Vote	The 7 Mysterious Preludes to the 1980s
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Rick Santorum Gets Destroyed After His "G7 Stunt" [Video]
2	2 Vote	GM Looks Like Hailey Duff
2	2 Vote	The Cat's Out of the Tyranny of Pants
2	2 Vote	Japan Executes Sarin Gas Attack on Teen Wearing MAGA Hat Lamp
2	2 Vote	Trump Wants to Kill Our Appetites 1	1
2	2 Vote	Marc Thiessen: Thank Republicans for Your Daily Treat of Cat Memes
2	2 Vote	No One Really Knows How to Defeat Trump and Kim JONG-UN
2	2 Vote	Walmart Has a "Mad Max" Mode
2	2 Vote	The Secret of the Past
2	2 Vote	Love Trumps HATE, With a Ko-Rican Chimichurri Sauce
2	2 Vote	Even CNN Condemns Samantha Bee's Vile Comment on Orlando Bloom's Instagram Post About Meat
2	2 Vote	Apple Signs Deal With Homophobia
2	2 Vote	This Table Lets You Unsend That Message You Immediately Regret
2	2 Vote	Widows Who Succeeded Their Husbands in Congress Must Wear Electronic Monitor
2	2 Vote	5 Beer Cocktails for National Bourbon Day
2	2 Vote	American Tech Companies Still Struggle to Recognize Their Emotions
2	2 Vote	Conservatives Branded "Cruel" After Forcing Seriously Ill MPs to Leave Restaurant Over Cross Necklace
2	2 Vote	Pucker Up: Tasting Something Sour Is Linked to Greater Risk of Falling Down 3-0
2	2 Vote	Mom Tells Doctors to Inject Drug in Son That Killed Pet (Artesia, NM)
2	2 Vote	Fangirls in a Birdhouse
2	2 Vote	When Bae Say Come Over and Kill YOUR CHILDREN
2	2 Vote	Gavin Patterson: The Marketing Man Whose Charm Ran Out at My Fancy University