Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

63	63 Vote	Obama Admits to "Manic" Depression, Cocaine Abuse
63	63 Vote	FBI Director: Database Coming on DVD 1	1
63	63 Vote	Trump Trying to Time-Travel 2	2
63	63 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Some Dancing Skills
63	63 Vote	Passenger Sucked Out of Press Conference
63	63 Vote	Swedish Police Investigate Killing at Least Once
63	63 Vote	Listen to This Beer
63	63 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Loser Comets
63	63 Vote	I Made You Shitty in Bed
63	63 Vote	21 Animals Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
63	63 Vote	PSA: It's OK to Kill Johnny Depp's Dogs
63	63 Vote	17 Beautiful Cocktails You Should Try at Home Depot
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
63	63 Vote	The Obama Administration Moves to Sweden
63	63 Vote	It's High Time Marvel Releases a New Breakfast Sensation
63	63 Vote	He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
63	63 Vote	9 Places Where Dead Bodies Don't Decay
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
63	63 Vote	California Is Desperately Trying to Eat Dandelions
63	63 Vote	I Peed in Your Vagina? 3	3
63	63 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out About Twerking
63	63 Vote	23 Pumpkins Who Were Mistakenly Declared Dead
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
63	63 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
63	63 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
63	63 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
63	63 Vote	Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
63	63 Vote	Stars We Lost in a Tampon Commercial
63	63 Vote	36 White People That Were Shockingly Successful
63	63 Vote	Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
63	63 Vote	If This Piece of Shit
63	63 Vote	It Was a Pedophile
63	63 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers
63	63 Vote	Iranian Officials Say Hi
63	63 Vote	The Subtle Art of Air Swimming
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner