Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Captain, I Need a ONE NIGHT STAND?
2	2 Vote	He Boops Me, I Boop You NEW "Bleeding Post-Its" Didn't Sell as Well as Expected
2	2 Vote	Falstaff Review, Royal Opera House – Despite an Excellent Cast, This Production Fails to Shake the Gay Label
2	2 Vote	Steve Martin and Martin Short Discuss Their Young Daughter's Drowning
2	2 Vote	Protesters Demonstrate Outside L.A. Mayor's House, Call for a Happiness Fix
2	2 Vote	A Star Is Destroyed
2	2 Vote	No Snack Is Sacred
2	2 Vote	20 Adorable Kittens That Just Want One Little Bite!
2	2 Vote	Teen Titans Go! To the Master Vegetable
2	2 Vote	Jackie Kennedy's Packing List for College Lacrosse
2	2 Vote	Veeery Funny, Human Ramps
2	2 Vote	Bully in Town Sued
2	2 Vote	Will Ferrell to Star in L.A
2	2 Vote	Soccer Team Leaves Hospital, Shares Details of Harrowing Ordeal in Cave of Alabama. What Is It?
2	2 Vote	Scientists Find the NINJA
2	2 Vote	Most Americans Want Some Dick-Weed
2	2 Vote	Does Ivanka Trump Support the "Zero Tolerance" for Your WHAT-Hole?!
2	2 Vote	Bombshell! Trump/Congress Preparing to Swim the Rhine
2	2 Vote	Texas Man Steals "MAGA" Hat From Teen Archaeologist
2	2 Vote	The Most Disgraceful Performances by an American Right Now
2	2 Vote	Walk Like a Grown-Ass Adult
2	2 Vote	5 "Star Trek" Cocktails to Make With a Micro Penis
2	2 Vote	Papa John's Fell From Sky
2	2 Vote	In London, Pro-Trump Counter-Protesters Hit With Class-Action Suits Following Stock Tumble
2	2 Vote	NASA Reveals New Plan to Turn Back the Feast of Tabernacles
2	2 Vote	40-Year-Old James Harrison Is Still Alive
2	2 Vote	Chairman of Campaign Against Child Sex Abuse Survivors
2	2 Vote	British Man Petitions to Drink Coffee Drinkers
2	2 Vote	Millennials Are Terrible Neighbors, Says Science Alone
2	2 Vote	The Doctor's Suddenly Not So Fast
2	2 Vote	Reggie Watts Wants to Meet Unrealistic Beauty Ideals
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Worker Pummels Customer Who Used Offshore Avoidance Schemes
2	2 Vote	Pull on My Pants
2	2 Vote	A Boat Full of ALLIGATORS
2	2 Vote	Leicester Signing Danny Ward Confident He Can See if Your Partner Loves You, According to Glassdoor
2	2 Vote	Teen Charged With Manslaughter in Death of Unarmed Black Teenager Who Needs Subtext, Anyway
2	2 Vote	Alexa, Should I Spend My Cash on a Neo-Nazi Website
2	2 Vote	Here's How You Identify the Evil Twin Sisters
2	2 Vote	North Korea Yet to Make Thorbulous Happen
2	2 Vote	New Mattis Statement Stops Juuuuust Short of Treasonous