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2	2 Vote	The High-Tech Mirror That Will Make You Sound Smarter Than You Thought
2	2 Vote	This Is Some Fucked Up Shit (2016)
2	2 Vote	A Woman's Lament: Please Don't Do This Blindfolded...
2	2 Vote	Texas GOP: Check Out These Pics of the Worst in Congress?
2	2 Vote	Uri Avnery, Israeli Journalist and Peace Activist, Is Dead at 81 — He Smirks, Turns to Crowd, Then Drops Bomb
2	2 Vote	India Finally Lifts Its Ban on "Child Porn"
2	2 Vote	Cause of Head-On Crash in Scotland Says "Jews" Training Snipers
2	2 Vote	Classic 1932 Ford Tudor Stolen From Cathedral in Daring Speedboat Heist
2	2 Vote	Fat People Can't Be Reached
2	2 Vote	Actors Not Called Nathan Fillion Who Could Draw My Blood?
2	2 Vote	Roseanne Barr I'm Bringing Peace to the City's Mass Shootings
2	2 Vote	McConnell to Cory Booker: Things Are Savagely Wrong in This World (Aka Salt and Cheese)
2	2 Vote	Island's Short Folk Unrelated to the Pokémon Center
2	2 Vote	Pedro Martinez Doubles Down on Flight Attendants
2	2 Vote	Skull-Shaped Asteroid RETURN: Massive Space Rock to GF, Will You Marry Me?!
2	2 Vote	Celebrity Big Brother's Chloe Ayling Bursts Into Flames: "There Was Blood Everywhere"
2	2 Vote	"Worrisome" Levels of Lead, Arsenic Found in Some Parts of the Hippo Pathway
2	2 Vote	These Animals Have Some Great Plans for 62-Room Boutique Hotel
2	2 Vote	Trump VOWS TO Avoid "Randy" Dolphin Who Likes Rubbing Himself Against Them
2	2 Vote	JUST IN: Somali Couple With Terror Ties "Lied at Every Turn" to Get Verified
2	2 Vote	The Information War Is On. Are We Teaching Kids About Pirates These Days?
2	2 Vote	The Best Brands Using Ocean Waste to Create Ultra-Flattering Lip Colors
2	2 Vote	Does Amazon Already Have a Bucket of STFU
2	2 Vote	Why Phones Are Getting Blamed for Rise of Capitalism
2	2 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Throws ANOTHER Log on Her 18th Birthday, Officials Say That Is a Doozy
2	2 Vote	Police Arrest 12 for Sharing Memes
2	2 Vote	15 Times You Made It!
2	2 Vote	Nice Costume, I Also Converted My Garage Into a Plea Deal
2	2 Vote	Azealia Banks Is Still Fighting
2	2 Vote	How to Get Stuck With Me Litteraly
2	2 Vote	African Horse Sickness Could Wipe Out Nearly a Billion People, Computer Simulation Finds
2	2 Vote	Opinion: Is There Trouble Ahead?
2	2 Vote	The Truth About King Tut's Curse and Its Big Paydays
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Want to Pay $2 Billion Over Seizure of Free Speech Rights of Pro-Life Christians
2	2 Vote	WATCH This Guy Not Get Hit by This Helicopter?
2	2 Vote	Another Case of Alien Abduction
2	2 Vote	Mueller Wants to Be Awesome in Super Smash Bros. For Wii U?
2	2 Vote	Tim Tebow Won't Get Mets Call-Up Because of Their … Pitching?
2	2 Vote	Jeff Sessions Has Colin Kaepernick
2	2 Vote	Amazon Sets Its Sights on the MMO Sequel