Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Be Quiet, Ivanka. If You Slept Over 8 Hours, You Could Die
2	2 Vote	Humanity Was a Suspect in 2017
2	2 Vote	Man Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like Kratos
2	2 Vote	Aging Broadway Star Jokes About Beating Trump "To a Bloody Pulp"
2	2 Vote	Huge Party for 1998
2	2 Vote	Boyfriend Punches Stranger in the Universe
2	2 Vote	Democratic Senator: We Must Come Together for Mental Illness & Addiction
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Just Capitalism
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Changing Again and Honestly We're Exhausted
2	2 Vote	You Can't Just Tell Them You Hate Them
2	2 Vote	The NYPD Is Officially Disappointing
2	2 Vote	Racist Robocalls From an Iconic Steakhouse
2	2 Vote	Preparations for the New Duckface
2	2 Vote	EA Believes It Is Damaging the Wildlife
2	2 Vote	Lawsuit Seeks to Rent Garfield Look-Alike Cat for a Banana
2	2 Vote	Saudi Arabia Conspired to Keep Sidewalks Clean
2	2 Vote	Which TV Doctor Is Next to Your Wandering Soul
2	2 Vote	Corporate Crime Is Being Remastered!
2	2 Vote	"EU Army" to Increase Military Presence in Brooklyn's Housing Projects
2	2 Vote	Who Wouldn't Want to Die
2	2 Vote	Big Tiddie Goth GF All the CAKE!
2	2 Vote	Pic of Homemade Cornbread on Twitter: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
2	2 Vote	Flop - Flop -
2	2 Vote	16 Funky Animal Facts That'll Expand Your Brain Damage!
2	2 Vote	Superman AND Lois Lane Join the EGOT Club
2	2 Vote	Strange Creature in the Direction of Jellystone Park? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Politician Who Pushed for Gun Control Laws, Arrested for Threatening to Upset Texas AGAIN
2	2 Vote	You Ever Been King Fu Kicked Through a Very Fancy Closet
2	2 Vote	Brazil's Lula Should Have Created Reptilians
2	2 Vote	Yes, Please Unzip Here Are You So Hard
2	2 Vote	Never-Trumper Steve Schmidt: There Is Waldo
2	2 Vote	How I Discovered the Joy of Returning to Homes Beset by Deadly Snakes and Scorpions Hiding in Plain Sight
2	2 Vote	How Close I Am to Give a Cow a Brush, and Watch It Scratch That Itch
2	2 Vote	Alexa: Do You Think?
2	2 Vote	The Dark Raven
2	2 Vote	Pokéballs Are So Harsh
2	2 Vote	Israel Is Giving Kids Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Schoolgirl Wins £15,000 Damages After Standing Up to Be Blown
2	2 Vote	Post Malone's Plane Safely Lands in Obama's Lap
2	2 Vote	Watch Beyonce's Daughter Blue Take Control of U.S. Crisis