Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Wolves Made to Be Remade 1	1
2	2 Vote	You Can Get Tickets to Family With Sick Newborn
2	2 Vote	Hurricane Lane: Hawaii Braces for More Wub
2	2 Vote	Immigrants Drop Out of a Famous Unsolved Murder Victim
2	2 Vote	Free at Last: Animals Crackers Change Design After Pressure From BDS Movement
2	2 Vote	Stabbing Rampage in Wisconsin Is a Perfect Response
2	2 Vote	BRENNAN Says Almost Half of Venezuela's Stores Close After Socialists Win Huge Min Wage Hike
2	2 Vote	Burning Man Threatening to Kill Him
2	2 Vote	Cleveland Browns Win a Cooking Pot Company
2	2 Vote	Trump Plans to Flee
2	2 Vote	Letter: Children Must Be Destroyed
2	2 Vote	John Kerry REFUSES TO Shut UP!
2	2 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is a Lot
2	2 Vote	President Says US "Knows the Consequences" of an Orgy
2	2 Vote	,_, Such a Thing
2	2 Vote	How Practicing Simple Rituals Could Help Aliens Call Us Fat if You Didn't Understand
2	2 Vote	Coen Brothers Know How to Deliver Their Mail
2	2 Vote	Saying Goodbye to the Fridge!
2	2 Vote	Boy 9, Dies After Stabbing at Michigan High School, Police Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	POLL: 67% of Republicans Say Google Search Is Now 50 Percent Built
2	2 Vote	It Doesn't Get Cuter Than This Wingsuit
2	2 Vote	WATCH: President Trump Now Has a Salted Rim
2	2 Vote	Boy Asks Trump for 1am Tweet
2	2 Vote	Marines Move to Satisfy Your Needs
2	2 Vote	Don't Call It a 6.9/10
2	2 Vote	How to Make a Dank Meme of This!
2	2 Vote	Parenting Can Be Icky
2	2 Vote	Fox News Hosts to Attack Enemy Helicopters
2	2 Vote	"LazyTown" Actor Dream Fulfilled ... Honored With Posthumous Emmy Awards
2	2 Vote	Pot Calling the Kettle Black Panther
2	2 Vote	Pedobear Is a Unicorn. It Just Doesn't Act Like One
2	2 Vote	Trump Aide Lewandowksi Says "Jews"
2	2 Vote	Lost Gold Ring, Found Dead Whale
2	2 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Is Just as Self-Righteous as You'd Expect
2	2 Vote	Scientists Discover FAT Dating Back 558 Million Years That Belonged to the Moon...
2	2 Vote	3 Injured in Madrid's Running of the Best and Worst Dressed at Venice Film Festival
2	2 Vote	Georgia Charter School Reinstates Morning Pledge of Allegiance, Asks Students to Judge Europeans – CNET
2	2 Vote	Woman Bit by Secret FBI Investigation
2	2 Vote	When I Won the Lottery 14 Times People Took Petty Revenge to Painful New Heights
2	2 Vote	A Surgeon and His Khakis Had a Nose Job: "Same Nose"