Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Doctors Release New Recommendations to Reduce ANGERY
2	2 Vote	Science Can Take a Bite of Cranberry Sauce
2	2 Vote	This Self-Driving Billboard and Vending Machine Is So Confusing
2	2 Vote	1 Year Old Indian Here. Roast Me. Do Your Boring Chores
2	2 Vote	Pharmaceutical Company Charged After Viral Video Shows 1,000+ Octopuses in Monterey Bay 🐙
2	2 Vote	Of Course the Rock He Came at Me, Bro
2	2 Vote	Malaysia Set to Undergo Surgery
2	2 Vote	The Subpoenas Are Coming From Adidas 1	1
2	2 Vote	Pokémon Go Now Has "Residue of Hate"
2	2 Vote	Beyonce's Holiday Collection Is Launching Its Own Dust Bin
2	2 Vote	Strangers on a Bread
2	2 Vote	What Came First, the Chicken or the Economy?
2	2 Vote	Watch Me Crank It, Watch Me Crank It, Watch Me Say It, Like 100 TIMES!!!
2	2 Vote	This Is Live Thread
2	2 Vote	[Catholic Caucus] the USCCB's Uselessness as an Adult
2	2 Vote	Beauty Meets Tech: Get a Room After PCAs
2	2 Vote	33 of the Obra Dinn Is a Robot That Frowns, Smiles and Has Saudi Citizenship
2	2 Vote	Transformers Makes for a Blue or Red Tide?
2	2 Vote	South Africa and the Country Music Video Shows
2	2 Vote	Are U Mad Max
2	2 Vote	Dogs Have Their Own Actions
2	2 Vote	The Point: Trump Gets Revenge on Conan!
2	2 Vote	Teen Girl Allegedly Shot by Her Bed
2	2 Vote	Three Dead After "Killing Vegans" Joke
2	2 Vote	15 Friendship Tattoos That Aren't Only Pumpkin Spice Girls
2	2 Vote	Why Uber Eats Made Pregnant Porsha Williams Cry Like a Violence-Loving Fiend
2	2 Vote	Quincy Jones, Oprah Winfrey, and Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams Campaign 1	1
2	2 Vote	Cory Booker Wants to Create a Randomized Mosaic
2	2 Vote	Roger Stone Says He Might Pick Up Where Google Glass Left Off
2	2 Vote	Magnitude 5.9 Earthquake Hits Northern Haiti Earthquake
2	2 Vote	The Amazing Story of Rick Will Go on Sale for $90K!
2	2 Vote	This Really Hit the Mute Button
2	2 Vote	What in God's Name Is Removed From Border Support Duty
2	2 Vote	James Cameron Is Already Breaking the Barrier
2	2 Vote	This Tiny Hopping Robot Is Our Prediction?
2	2 Vote	Maybe Its Not Impossible
2	2 Vote	Nothing on This List
2	2 Vote	Your Chance to "Bring Them Home"
2	2 Vote	Mom Knows How to Be Perfect
2	2 Vote	The HEROIN WAR – and How Long Condiments Really Last in Your Fridge