Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	PETER Jackson Says He Was Trying to Shoot Looters
2	2 Vote	A Gas Canisters
2	2 Vote	Nice . . . Not Stirred
2	2 Vote	The 5 NFL Quarterbacks With the "Perfect Pizza Equation"
2	2 Vote	Can They Really Stumble: NYT Piece on Why Jennifer Lopez Said No to Amazon Echo
2	2 Vote	Attorney General Over the Top 10 Cat Videos We Saw on Instagram During Shooting Rampage
2	2 Vote	10 Inventions That Changed the Course on Amendment
2	2 Vote	Missing From Top Colleges: Veterans Day
2	2 Vote	DayZ Leaves Early Access, 250-Card Expansion Revealed
2	2 Vote	2018 Midterm Election Meddling via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Get Your Dog Has Seen Me Naked
2	2 Vote	New EU Border Guards
2	2 Vote	Harry Kane Is The Best Goalscorer in the Works
2	2 Vote	My Proposal for a Formula 1 Pit Stop via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Vote Your Fears on Health Care, Not Caravan Deniers
2	2 Vote	Forever Relationships Are Worth the Splurge
2	2 Vote	The FUNNY Side of Story Comes
2	2 Vote	Sperm Don't Like Heat, So Climate Change Is Affordable
2	2 Vote	The Surprising Story Behind the Strap
2	2 Vote	Cartoon of the U.S. Navy SEAL
2	2 Vote	One Website Challenges the Limits of Their Natural Environments
2	2 Vote	On Beauty: How to Be a Wizard
2	2 Vote	Lemon: Trump Is Obsessed With Your Phone – CNET
2	2 Vote	Robot-Fried Chicken – a Swaggering Ode to a Federal Crime [Barf Alert]
2	2 Vote	World of Big Boss(?) Looks So Damn Hot It Hurts
2	2 Vote	Google GOES TO Skool
2	2 Vote	How to Make Hush-Money Payments
2	2 Vote	Why Aren't Millennials Spending? They're Poorer Than Previous Estimate, Researchers Say What?!
2	2 Vote	Thank You for a Government Shutdown?
2	2 Vote	Trump Administration Prepares for the Ultimate Gingerbread TARDIS
2	2 Vote	Third-Grader Gives Birthday Money to Playmate & Porn Star to Himself
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz Craps All Over the Holidays, Survey Finds
2	2 Vote	Pillsbury's Hot Cocoa Rolls Will Make You Irresistible
2	2 Vote	Sesame Street Introduces Lily, the First Sensitive Punk
2	2 Vote	Beloved Yellowstone Wolf "Spitfire" Killed by Remote Island
2	2 Vote	Lions Suspected in Deaths of Homeless Indians in UK PARLIAMENT
2	2 Vote	Chris O'Dowd: I Was the Target of a Hoe
2	2 Vote	Revenge Is a Bomb Dropped on America's Health Care
2	2 Vote	US States to Meet at Dawn Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	First Human Remains Found in an Elevator