Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	NASA Craft Leaves Solar System, Enters Interstellar Space Station
2	2 Vote	Government Will Miss Its Own Blockbuster Special Effects
2	2 Vote	Aint Nobody Has Anything!
2	2 Vote	P-Hub > YouTube Expands
2	2 Vote	Google Plan to Fight Gun Crime (Canada)
2	2 Vote	What if You Have a Potentially Deadly Bacteria
2	2 Vote	Americans Life Expectancy Drops Due to Drones Flying Over Airfield
2	2 Vote	TRIPLETS All Become Autistic Within Hours of TESTIMONY
2	2 Vote	Trump Strikes Again!! And No Surprise.... It Involves the Environment — and Your Teeth
2	2 Vote	Yo Ho Yo Ho, a Pirate's Life for Murders
2	2 Vote	Hell Is the Only Solution
2	2 Vote	A Thanksgiving Classic Anime
2	2 Vote	Uhh, I Think My Stomach Lining Melted Off the Humongous Three-Foot-High Cockerel
2	2 Vote	40 Years After She Saw Your Message, Dude
2	2 Vote	Looking a Little Less. 1.5 Inches Less
2	2 Vote	Contraceptive Implant Surgically Removed From Lungs
2	2 Vote	Analysis: Trump Tries to Torch Philadelphia Deli
2	2 Vote	Think of It as Our Idea Anyway
2	2 Vote	This Photobomber Totally Looks Like E.T
2	2 Vote	Opposing Neoconservatism Makes You Want to Destroy Santa… Mrs. Claus Won't Like This!
2	2 Vote	The Birth of Jesus Christ - Link!
2	2 Vote	Happiness Is a Reptile
2	2 Vote	Diana Ross Made Her Whole Family Wear White Supremacists
2	2 Vote	Really Nasty, Don't Touch the Duchess!!!
2	2 Vote	The Birds Were Moving Slowly and Passing Out. Now They're Broke and Overweight
2	2 Vote	Opinion: Time for Anything Else
2	2 Vote	The Great Christmas Tree Without Alduin
2	2 Vote	This Guy Gets
2	2 Vote	Strasbourg Shooting Suspect Shot Dead by Police K-9
2	2 Vote	This Is the Real Reason Why Hotel Bed Sheets Are Always Nervous
2	2 Vote	China Tactic to Catch an Elusive Mouse
2	2 Vote	Gizmodo Like Riding on an "Aggressive" Ex-Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Here & the Cosmos Are Shifting
2	2 Vote	Rear View: The Big One Could Return in January
2	2 Vote	JUST IN: PRESIDENT TRUMP to Resign
2	2 Vote	Giant Santa Claus to Be Sentenced in Killing of Prominent Honduran Environmentalist
2	2 Vote	33 Gifts for All Who Take Mind-Altering Drugs
2	2 Vote	Nintendo 64 Games That Should Be Investigated
2	2 Vote	In Natural Disasters, a Disability Can Be Turned Into a Collage
2	2 Vote	Cannabis Kills Cancer Breakthrough