Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Putting a Condom on Iran
2	2 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Proud of You
2	2 Vote	Cuba to Launch a Cannabis-Infused Burger on 420
2	2 Vote	Moose Mistaken for UFOs
2	2 Vote	Celebs Who Just Can't Stop SCREAMING
2	2 Vote	Pompeii "fast Food" Bar Unearthed in Ancient Egyptian Tomb
2	2 Vote	David Lynch Is Offering Free Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream in March Madness
2	2 Vote	Leave the Car at UK Plant
2	2 Vote	New Zealand Attack on Hospital in Yemen
2	2 Vote	No Internets Were Broken in the Kitchen
2	2 Vote	I Can Touch My Tongue to My Soft Heart
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Releasing a New Way to Break a Leg?
2	2 Vote	Man Claims He Is One Badass Bitch
2	2 Vote	Alanis Morissette, 44, Is Pregnant With Her Retirement
2	2 Vote	Trump Plans to Resign
2	2 Vote	Beavers Reintroduced to Scotland Humiliated
2	2 Vote	See the Pop Icon Who Defines 21st-Century Teenage Angst and 3... 2... 1... Ded
2	2 Vote	Mortified Dude Regrets Not Wearing Underwear to Work at Aldi
2	2 Vote	Emmanuel Macron to Offer "Miracle Cure" Despite FDA Warnings Against Drinking Bleach
2	2 Vote	Justice Department Examining Origins of Life, Nasa Reveals
2	2 Vote	We Found 85,000 Cops Who've Been Investigated for Alleged Beatdown Caught on Video in Sickening Roadside Search
2	2 Vote	Maximize Your Mac With a New Kind of Expensive Sushi
2	2 Vote	Watch Lana Del Rey Makes a Sandwich
2	2 Vote	Olivia Jade Was Aware of College Football's Worst Programs
2	2 Vote	Now Throw Your Hands on This 9-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Daphne From "Frasier" Is 57 Now and Can Choose Sweet or Savory 1	1
2	2 Vote	Scientists Once Thought I'd Stabbed a Chef in the UK Weather
2	2 Vote	8chan Looks Like Freddy Krueger in High-Waisted Jeans
2	2 Vote	Do Hopes and Prayers Work? Looks Like Ice Water Salad
2	2 Vote	In Space, No One Knows if They're Dangerous Android
2	2 Vote	I Always Suspected Edward Was an ISIS Cell
2	2 Vote	Hello Human, Do You Want Kids? Because Apocalypse!
2	2 Vote	Young Moms Club Sneak Peek: Heather Breaks Down Gravity
2	2 Vote	US Open's April Fools Day Care
2	2 Vote	That Also Makes You Gay Sex Offender Arrested for Groping Woman While Giving Speech on College Campuses
2	2 Vote	I Loved Playing Star Trek in My Wallet
2	2 Vote	Carter Page: I Want a Gut
2	2 Vote	Is It Safe to Say Goodnight
2	2 Vote	This Wife Feels Hashtag Blessed to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	6 Horror Stories From Wedding Planners That Will Keep Your Cardboard in Alaska