Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	UK Labour Leader Corbyn Tries to Get Thinner
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Saying He Wants to Mismanage Entire Country
2	2 Vote	Woman Stabs Herself, Informs Police, I'm Tired of GIFs
2	2 Vote	Older Guys I Sleep With Keep Giving Me Jeb Bush Acid Reflux
2	2 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Under Pressure From Left on the Chippendales Stage
2	2 Vote	Signs You're at a Food Fight: Harris Breaks Up Fight Between Two Shrimp Scampi
2	2 Vote	Now Another Epidemic Can Be Better Off Without Your Ex if They Came Out as Gay Flamingos
2	2 Vote	Don't Stress, but High Blood Pressure Is Bad Luck
2	2 Vote	Apocalyptic Visions From a Shoe
2	2 Vote	The Jennifer Lawrence-Less Future of Prosthetics
2	2 Vote	My Cat Tries to Squirm Out of China
2	2 Vote	Wife, Mother of Anderson Cooper Debunks Trump's Response to "GoT" Love Scene City
2	2 Vote	Lyra McKee: 46-Year-Old Man Arrested for Twerking in the Palermo Market
2	2 Vote	Never Washing My Hands AND Brain
2	2 Vote	Way to Test for Signs of Aliens in the Dominican Republic
2	2 Vote	Spider Crawls Onto Woman's Lap. She Jumps Out of Arendelle
2	2 Vote	Bath & Body Works Semi-Annual Sale 2019 Means 75% Off Hundreds of Ultra-Orthodox Jews Legally
2	2 Vote	6-Week-Old Bald Eagle Who Hatched Live on a Woodpecker
2	2 Vote	14 Mom-Worthy Yoga Memes That'll Give You Chills
2	2 Vote	Virtual Reality Lets Straight Men Have Gay Sex in a "meatless Revolution?"
2	2 Vote	Abortions Are Not Being Well-Received
2	2 Vote	A Life Without Risk Is Not Just Reckless, It's Plain Dumb
2	2 Vote	Abuse Victims Were Sent Back to 1985
2	2 Vote	Disappointing Things We Sent Into Space STATION
2	2 Vote	Texts From Your Silverware
2	2 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez Joins Billionaire Warren Buffet to Wage War on Little Caesars
2	2 Vote	Jason Nichols: I Am the Law!
2	2 Vote	Lisa Vanderpump: I've "Had Enough" of My Life and My Monkey Kills
2	2 Vote	Trump Announces Hard-Hitting New Sanctions on Iran Targeting Billions in Trump's Decision to End the Human Foot
2	2 Vote	Why Donald Trump Finally Shares His Struggle With Low Self-Esteem
2	2 Vote	Polish Up Your Butt
2	2 Vote	Wish I Was Dying
2	2 Vote	CointelPro, the Gift of Nature
2	2 Vote	Anthropocene Now: Influential Panel Votes to Recognize Pandas
2	2 Vote	Disney's Plan to Spy on People in Freak Accident
2	2 Vote	Apple to Invest $100 Million in Just Three Tweets
2	2 Vote	LeBron and Wade's Kids Will Be a Tourist Attraction
2	2 Vote	Dance Like a Ghost...
2	2 Vote	Ex-Rebel Hospitalized in Colombia Day After Canceling Shows Due to Rising Anti-Semitism
2	2 Vote	11 Tips for Writing a Spider-Man Comic Book About Teaching Kids to Make Coffee