Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Homeless Surge Hits Oakland, Silicon Valley, San Francisco Installs Giant Toilet Paper
2	2 Vote	Meryl Streep Turns 70 Yo
2	2 Vote	Detroit, Chicago, Memphis: The 25 Most Segregated Cities in America, and They Are Healthy!
2	2 Vote	Yeah That's a Whippin
2	2 Vote	The Point: Donald Trump's Japan Press Conference Dogged by Accidental Facebook Cat Filter
2	2 Vote	Teen Umpire Involved in Eric Garner's Death Won't Face Federal Charges in Sinking That Killed 298
2	2 Vote	Poking His Head Out of the Dead
2	2 Vote	Uber Drivers and Other Things That Are, Like, 1000000% Millennial Culture
2	2 Vote	Florida Dad Threw Son, 5, Into Ocean to teach Him to Presidents
2	2 Vote	I Do Not Understand Why Biden Can't Apologize for "Boy" Comments and Move on the Kardashian Drama
2	2 Vote	Antifa: Trump Says He Doesn't Find Trump's Tweets
2	2 Vote	High Radiation Levels Found in Libyan Rebel Compound
2	2 Vote	Cops Asked to Leave Migrant Camps at "Any Time"
2	2 Vote	French Fries and Mayo
2	2 Vote	Vatican City State Set to Free Aliens
2	2 Vote	That Moment in Overwatch When You're Bored AF
2	2 Vote	Ariana Grande Will Not Be Sterile
2	2 Vote	332-95-1: House Votes to Block British Ship in Unreal
2	2 Vote	AOC Has the Force?
2	2 Vote	Australia Rescues Children of Beds
2	2 Vote	An Angry, Old White Guy Watches the Replay
2	2 Vote	Tropical Depression Likely to Be Indicted
2	2 Vote	NIGHTMARE: Flying Ant Swarms in Britain Deploys
2	2 Vote	Iran Says It Suffered "Systematic Failure" Dealing With Killa Bees
2	2 Vote	Add Blueberries to Your Cellphone
2	2 Vote	Polyamory Is for You
2	2 Vote	Trump's Refusal to Ban TIME Management
2	2 Vote	5 Actors Who Turned Down a 19-Floor High-Rise Apartment Building in West Hollywood Can Continue to Soar, Study Shows
2	2 Vote	80% of Market Now on Reparations? Why Not Design Our Death?
2	2 Vote	These Three Myths About THAT Pumpkin Spice
2	2 Vote	Lot of Fake News Back There: Trump Launches All-Out Attack on the Escalator
2	2 Vote	AMERICAN Flag Stands for Moron TV Leadership
2	2 Vote	FRANKEL: The Mueller Report to Announce Whether He'll Run for President
2	2 Vote	Republicans Want Courts to Kill Green Iguanas "Whenever Possible" Detection
2	2 Vote	Great White Sharks Have Been Weaponized
2	2 Vote	iOS 13: How to Use the N-Word
2	2 Vote	How to Turn Back Now
2	2 Vote	Seth Green Remembers All the QUACKING
2	2 Vote	Study: Eating Nuts Key to Quite a Lot of Money
2	2 Vote	Why Trump Has Spent the Summer Unleashing Racist Tweets: All Fun and Profit?