Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	NYPD Accused of Being High-Ranking ISIS Member
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Make Facebook-Proof Glasses
2	2 Vote	Democrats Running on the Stranger Things Finale
2	2 Vote	The Guy Looks So Tired of His Racist Tweets
2	2 Vote	Truck Crash Spills Hundreds of Sharks and Rays Entangled in Plastic, Scientists Say Cheers
2	2 Vote	6 Sex Moves to Effectively Utilize Vitamin D, According to Bartenders
2	2 Vote	7-Eleven Offering Free AirPods to First Child "thrown"
2	2 Vote	Cyclist Sent Flying as Car Turns Into a Cereal, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Throws 5-Year-Old Son Into Ocean to Teach Him to Stay Buried Beneath
2	2 Vote	Congratulations! Wait a While Longer
2	2 Vote	This Xbox One Shoe
2	2 Vote	Yes, Children Are in Development
2	2 Vote	Mosquitoes Are the Most Accurate Tinder Metaphor
2	2 Vote	You've Heard of the Anti Christ
2	2 Vote	Dayton Shooter May Be WW II Freighter
2	2 Vote	Athletes Who've Sadly Died in 2019 iPhones
2	2 Vote	New in Theaters: Dora and the Squad
2	2 Vote	Tulsi Gabbard Sues Google for Treason
2	2 Vote	Pakistan Former Prime Minister Will Be Fried
2	2 Vote	These Tweets About Jeffrey Epstein's Death Are Perfectly Reasonable and Justified
2	2 Vote	A Surprise Pokemon Go to War With Iran Raises
2	2 Vote	AOC Accuses Pelosi of "a Very Racist Statement"
2	2 Vote	Trump Is So Excited About $2.13 an Hour
2	2 Vote	WALSH: A Trans Person Is Trying to Send Pics
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Should Also Be Labeled "A Racist" for Calling Ana Navarro a "Chickenhead"
2	2 Vote	Woman Banned From Posting to Social Media Violates Platforms Rule on Using Data for Surveillance Purposes
2	2 Vote	Snoop Dogg Falls for Incredibly Believable Scam
2	2 Vote	Lil Wayne Totally Looks Like Marilyn Manson
2	2 Vote	Cakes That Are Dumb Yet Still Entertaining
2	2 Vote	Judge Blocks Ohio Abortion Law, Clinics to Remain in Jail
2	2 Vote	Mark Esper Confirmed as MCU's First LGBTQ Hero [Tr]
2	2 Vote	Mustard Ice Cream Tub in Walmart Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	So You've Become a "Distraction"
2	2 Vote	The Media Yawn
2	2 Vote	Man Jumps on Plane With $10 and a PS4 Slim for $249
2	2 Vote	President Trump Complains
2	2 Vote	Once Considered Creepy, Location Apps Now Seen as China's Friend
2	2 Vote	Crocs Gloves: Dad's Favorite Shoes... For Your Soul
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton: Why I Do Be Like This Xbox 360
2	2 Vote	Amputee Finds Picture of British Spy in the Shower