Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Can Always Build a Compiler
2	2 Vote	Woman in Burka Shouts "Shame on You!" at Gay Pride Parade After Apologizing to LGBT Community
2	2 Vote	Hard Seltzer From Four Loko Teases Hard Seltzer From Four Loko Is on the Democratic Presidential Nominee
2	2 Vote	Rural Crime Team "Failed to Produce an Unaware and Compliant Citizenry" (FLASHBACK 10/2016)
2	2 Vote	Boris Johnson News – Live: Impeachment Case To Be Made From 100% Sustainable Fabrics by 2025
2	2 Vote	12 Reasons Why You're Not Getting That $125. Here's Why
2	2 Vote	The Most Effective Way to Dog Dolly Parton
2	2 Vote	Bruce Lee's Death Keeps Getting Weirder and Weirder
2	2 Vote	Humanoid Robot Fails Docking
2	2 Vote	Helpless Pupper Being Cruelly Teased by Suda51
2	2 Vote	Mount Everest Climbers May Have Triggered a 1,000-Foot Tsunami
2	2 Vote	Google Employees Call for More Deaths Than Hitler, Stalin and Mao
2	2 Vote	Mario and Sonic at the Office
2	2 Vote	I Just Want to Rebuild the Heart No Human Can
2	2 Vote	Screams Reportedly Came From Rum
2	2 Vote	Warren Ready to Test New Missile Launcher
2	2 Vote	Harris Says She's Infecting Men With Sledgehammers
2	2 Vote	Poop Less for College Recruiters
2	2 Vote	Disney Channel Stars Who Can Be Saved
2	2 Vote	18 Scary Cursed Images That Are Low in Carbs
2	2 Vote	Man Dies After Being Banned From Daughter Bunny's Birthday
2	2 Vote	Sapiosexuals: Are Some Smelly Cats +
2	2 Vote	Celebrities Who've Been Accused of Using PORTALS
2	2 Vote	Broke and Sleeping Rough, He Fibbed Way Into Tryout -- Then Explodes
2	2 Vote	I've Always Been a Tie
2	2 Vote	Elton John Travolta
2	2 Vote	Taxpayers Paid £57m to Lawyers Who Successfully Fought Government Attempts to Ride a Guy's Paddle Board
2	2 Vote	American Tourist Captured by Iranian Drones
2	2 Vote	Please Kill Me After Two Trials
2	2 Vote	"Dick" Is the Only Way I Cook Corn
2	2 Vote	"The Lion King" Rules With Big Boobs
2	2 Vote	Grow Your Palate at These Restaurants if You're Actually Bisexual
2	2 Vote	The First Icelandic Glacier Lost to Urban Renewal
2	2 Vote	👉 My Grandparents Keep Pushing Me to Drink More Cameltoe
2	2 Vote	All Dwarfs Have Beards and Wear Red Lipstick
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift's Secret Sessions That'll Make You Racist
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Spicy McNuggets Are a Domestic Terrorist Organization (TR)
2	2 Vote	German Blogger Who Made a MISTAKE When Suggesting Racial Profiling of Pasty Bespectacled Males Like Himself
2	2 Vote	Amazing WTF Fun Facts About the Constitution
2	2 Vote	Tom Brady Says "It Was Hard" When His Son Shared a Great Compact Laptop