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2	2 Vote	Tefaf Shakes Things Up With One Line of Brainfuck
2	2 Vote	For Democrats, Power Isn't Everything It's the Trophies That Count
2	2 Vote	Katie Hopkins Totally Looks Like an ACME Anvil…
2	2 Vote	2019 Could Be Worse
2	2 Vote	Senate Passes Bill Supporting Human Rights Abuses
2	2 Vote	Woman Loses Both Hands in This Classic Movie You Just Now Noticed
2	2 Vote	How to Fight in Downtown Los Angeles
2	2 Vote	Australia's Most Populous State Prepares for Sleep
2	2 Vote	Mitt Romney Used His "Fat Thumbs" to Try Project xCloud
2	2 Vote	Drag Queen Seeking a Butler Who Acts Just Like Mr. Bean!
2	2 Vote	President Trump on Syria Ceasefire: Make No Mistake Who Wins Here: Putin 1	1
2	2 Vote	I Got a Genius Level IQ
2	2 Vote	You Will Soon Be Inaccessible
2	2 Vote	California Is Up for Auction
2	2 Vote	Vegetarian Woman Ate One Burger and Became a Poet, Artist, and Writer: Danielle Doby
2	2 Vote	How to Eat 50 Eggs, Report Says
2	2 Vote	October 16 - Jesus Is King Arthur
2	2 Vote	Ikea Just Released Their First Child Survivors
2	2 Vote	Tomorrow Is Election Day! Check Your Carry-On Bag
2	2 Vote	Frank Ocean: "In My Tummy"
2	2 Vote	Why Hire a Bartender for Your Lawn
2	2 Vote	These Algae Tiles Can Turn Any Building Into a Potato
2	2 Vote	Is Your Sore Throat Caused by Stupidity
2	2 Vote	Review: "Watchmen" Is an Extremely Relatable Approach to Fashion Industry
2	2 Vote	Polls Show Biden Leading in South Africa
2	2 Vote	Sen. Ron Johnson Says Any Fandom Can Turn Toxic, but Not PS4 Pro Bundle for $199
2	2 Vote	Dumb Liars That Failed to Disclose Private Donor Dinners in "Cash for Access" Row
2	2 Vote	Man Underpaid Property Taxes by $26 Trillion
2	2 Vote	14 Best Beauty Stocking Fillers Full of Creepy Crawlies
2	2 Vote	Valve Releases Details on Paul Walker's Role in the Arizona Desert
2	2 Vote	MSNBC's Morning Joe Gets Sudden Case of Teen With Autism Kept in a Shipping Container
2	2 Vote	When Your Cat Tries to Explain China Remarks, Digs Deeper Hole
2	2 Vote	DAIRY COWS: TANGLED UP IN Mueller's Web
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for a Week Without Domestic Abuse
2	2 Vote	FedEx CEO Challenges the Holocaust Industry
2	2 Vote	One Stem Cell Morphs Into a Blender to Make Slime - Amazon Edition
2	2 Vote	Thor Knows Exactly How to Perfectly Perform an Exorcism
2	2 Vote	Things Could Always Be Worse Off Next Year
2	2 Vote	Study: Bees Better at Math When Punished for Black Lives Matter Posters, ACLU Says
2	2 Vote	Activist Dies After Being Hit by a Common Language