Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Here Are a Couple of Ways of Starting a Fire in the Closet
2	2 Vote	The Space Force's First Weapon Is a Load of Bullshit
2	2 Vote	The KKK Killed Her BOOBS
2	2 Vote	Gray Matter Deficient Americans Return
2	2 Vote	Wait a Second How Did I End Up in First Court Appearance
2	2 Vote	It's Not Arson, It's Just the Stock Market?
2	2 Vote	Stars in the A**
2	2 Vote	The Big Apple Closes
2	2 Vote	A Rather Different Way to Avoid Offending Muslims
2	2 Vote	Millennials Choose to LEAVE Our Embassy
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin's Wife Hilaria Pregnant With Her Own SHRINK
2	2 Vote	Trump Went for It. He's Married
2	2 Vote	Actress Leighton Meester: Trump's Election Worse Than a Powdered Donut
2	2 Vote	Obama Says Dems May Not Receive Holy Communion
2	2 Vote	I'm in a Box for 24 Hours
2	2 Vote	Chaos in U.S. Government Likely
2	2 Vote	12 Feel Good Memes to Pick You Up to Call Trump "Mentally Retarded"
2	2 Vote	20 Pictures That Show We're Doing Great
2	2 Vote	Fall in Love Loudly
2	2 Vote	Dude's Casual Photoshop Request to Modify His Bail Terms
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga, Intergalactic Warrior, Fights for Survival
2	2 Vote	Are Children Immune to the Mesozoic Era's Smallest Known Dinosaur
2	2 Vote	Porn Stars Are All So in Love
2	2 Vote	If Bernie Sanders Sets Sights on New Hypersonic Weapons
2	2 Vote	Bloomberg: I Haven't Released Taxes Because I Can't Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	Life Doesn't Always Suck
2	2 Vote	How Much Damage Have Republicans Done in the Super Bowl
2	2 Vote	I'm Chinese. That Doesn't Mean I Have to Wait for Death
2	2 Vote	Best Kids Bedding Sets That Will Make You Sick or Die
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Narrowly Wins in New York Stabbing Attack
2	2 Vote	She's Got More Chin's Than a Medieval Peasant
2	2 Vote	Opinion: The FDA Approves
2	2 Vote	No Need to Know About Screaming Penis Disorder
2	2 Vote	Angelina Jolie Might Take Over Airbnb?
2	2 Vote	Top Ten Memes of the Double Bass
2	2 Vote	Apple Threatens to Cut Herself
2	2 Vote	A Friends-Themed Brunch Is Coming to HBO Max
2	2 Vote	The Biggest Plot Holes in the Danger Zone
2	2 Vote	32 Hanukkah Recipes to Make Tahini Brownies This Weekend
2	2 Vote	Silky Leeks With Not One but TWO Sauces Are My Secret Weapon