Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Did I End Up Selling My Body to Buy a Pint
2	2 Vote	Dogs Have Taken Control and Arrested President Omar Al-Bashir
2	2 Vote	How to Shoot Minorities
2	2 Vote	Shocked by the Genitals
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck Steps Out With the Devil Himself
2	2 Vote	Wait, So Orange Man BAD
2	2 Vote	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH: Elizabeth Warren for President in 2024
2	2 Vote	I Felt I Needed Therapy
2	2 Vote	Plagued by the Numbers
2	2 Vote	This Is Not Your New Favorite Fried Rice
2	2 Vote	Mother Gave Birth to Baby Girl: See the Video Game Accessories
2	2 Vote	A New Gin Created by Tossing Sand in the Military Works
2	2 Vote	Post Malone Was Finally Forced to Walk Away
2	2 Vote	People on Twitter Couldn't
2	2 Vote	Someone Blew the Door the Night Before Bowie Died
2	2 Vote	Saoirse Ronan and Timothée Chalamet Bond Over Their Faces
2	2 Vote	Why Did I Say Neigh
2	2 Vote	New Home Design Trend: Indoor Cat Towers Made From Sea Urchins
2	2 Vote	Michael Bloomberg's Ego Is an Epic Thanksgiving Meal
2	2 Vote	Instagram Models Are Being Inflated
2	2 Vote	When Life Gives You the Desktop Backgrounds Your PC Deserves
2	2 Vote	Getting Tipsy on the Moon
2	2 Vote	Kiss Distractions Goodbye With These Dog DNA Kits This Week
2	2 Vote	More Than Six Tons of Gold Stashed in Noodle Cups
2	2 Vote	GP Sparks Controversy by Asking Patients if They Want to Smash the Patriarchy
2	2 Vote	The Coronavirus Crisis May Have Spread Covid-19 Spreading
2	2 Vote	How to Talk to Her Gorgeous Eyebrows
2	2 Vote	Jack Black Mirror
2	2 Vote	What Is a List
2	2 Vote	Rejoice! Sarah Paulson Is Coming to Xbox One Dead
2	2 Vote	90 Day Fiancé Update: Are They Sisters? No
2	2 Vote	Pastor Kenneth Copeland Claims He Can Use a Computer
2	2 Vote	These People Are Still Too Violent, Say Inspectors
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Literally Too Stupid to Think of a B***h
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Says
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Head Over Heels for New James Bond Film Goldfinger, Dead at 94
2	2 Vote	Trump's Relationship With Lasers
2	2 Vote	I'm No Longer Directing "Clue"
2	2 Vote	How to Survive Fall, Snakes (& Two Broken Legs)
2	2 Vote	Trump News: White House Couldn't Even Get an Abortion