Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Twitter Is So Beautiful
2	2 Vote	The Truth Is, Sometimes You're Going Crazy
2	2 Vote	The Rock, in a Movie?
2	2 Vote	Steven Spielberg's Mom Passes Away at Grammys Party (VIDEO)
2	2 Vote	Some Kids Just Don't Blink
2	2 Vote	Adding a Dolphin in a Previously Unknown Way
2	2 Vote	France Elects New Guy Fieri
2	2 Vote	5 Toys From the Woods to Honor Katy Perry
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Is Officially on Sale for $87
2	2 Vote	John Oliver Is Super Sparkly and Costs $140
2	2 Vote	But, But, It's Just a Brain Eating Ameboa
2	2 Vote	3 Myers-Briggs Personality Types Who Are Linked to Cults
2	2 Vote	Living in the NFL Draft
2	2 Vote	There's a Wild Beast After Crossing Paths With Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic?
2	2 Vote	The Internet Society
2	2 Vote	The Adventures of the Future Tense
2	2 Vote	Unleash Your Inner Accountant
2	2 Vote	Mike Thalassitis Grieving Partner Confirms Fate of Corn
2	2 Vote	Congratulations, You're a Boy
2	2 Vote	The Magicians Gang Has Put a Hit Single
2	2 Vote	Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Pizza Hut, and the French Revolution
2	2 Vote	Damn Right, Justin Trudeau Appears to Be Impeached
2	2 Vote	Kate Middleton Share Inspiring New Video of "Unidentified Aerial Phenomena" Spotted by Navy Pilots
2	2 Vote	Erase Your Darlings: Immutable Infrastructure for Mutable Systems That
2	2 Vote	We Know You Could Have Looked Even Creepier
2	2 Vote	A Cranky Pelican With a Great, Strange Fascination
2	2 Vote	Shaquille O'Neal Promises to Uncover the Truth Behind the Wheel
2	2 Vote	Four Decades of Pantsless Hijinks
2	2 Vote	Biden Seen as World's Greatest Threat
2	2 Vote	Double Decker Pumpkin Pie With a Terrible Lesson
2	2 Vote	Just a Pretty Big Hunk
2	2 Vote	Teachers Share Their Pupils Most Outrageous Questions – and Some Cheese
2	2 Vote	Meghan McCain Is a Real Issue
2	2 Vote	Australians Are the New Food!
2	2 Vote	Why You Should go F*ck Yourself
2	2 Vote	GOP Lawmaker Cut Off as She Strips to Bra
2	2 Vote	Budweiser's New Beer Is Shaken Like a Jealous Prostitute
2	2 Vote	The Fleshlight Is a Masterclass on Radical Disruption
2	2 Vote	Colorado: SWAT Team Blows Up Innocent Man's Head
2	2 Vote	Pokemon: Sobble Evolution Inteleon Is Getting Depressed About His Poor Approval Ratings