Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
74	74 Vote	Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
74	74 Vote	Health Care Bears
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
74	74 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
74	74 Vote	This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
74	74 Vote	BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
74	74 Vote	Woman Bites Into an Autonomous Drone
74	74 Vote	There's Something Strange About These Pine Cones?
74	74 Vote	Dude Passive-Agressively Makes Fun of Me
74	74 Vote	Creationist Explains Why He Wore a Lobster Suit in the Middle East
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
74	74 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of Reason
74	74 Vote	Things Ladies Talk About, According to Congress
74	74 Vote	Skype Bug Gives Attackers Root Access to Publicly Funded Research
73	73 Vote	Disturbing Things We Ignore About Princess Peach
73	73 Vote	A Squirrel Malfunctions While Eating Corn on the News! 1	1
73	73 Vote	Trump Says He's Still a Virgin at 64
73	73 Vote	Do Spiders Dream of Labor Union
73	73 Vote	An Alligator at the Federal Reserve Is Harming the Economy
73	73 Vote	I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
73	73 Vote	Scientists Find Key to Employment: Muppets
73	73 Vote	What if Superman Was an Adulterer
73	73 Vote	Governors Should Be Banned
73	73 Vote	Your Rubber Ducky Is a "Schmuck"
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
73	73 Vote	We Should Have a Heart Attack During Sex
73	73 Vote	The Morning Briefing: Will Kamala Kill the Fun at "Bare Ass Beach"
73	73 Vote	Mom Demands Accommodations at City Pool for Son Who Wanted to "Demonstrate His Masculinity"
73	73 Vote	Print, Frame, and Hang Him
73	73 Vote	Driver Struck by a "Small Child"
73	73 Vote	Internet Loses It Over Jeff Bezos on the TOILET
73	73 Vote	I Just Want Someone Who's Already Dead
73	73 Vote	High School Graduation Isn't Complete Without a Homicide
73	73 Vote	Young, Healthy Woman Recounts Battle With Cancer Patients
73	73 Vote	10-Year-Old Kid Is Pretty Boring
73	73 Vote	What You Haven't Even Heard of Bird
73	73 Vote	Ruin Your Day With Witty Posts