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2	2 Vote	Judge's Ruling Means Foie Gras Could Be Looked at as "low Priced," Investor Says
2	2 Vote	Steve Bannon Arrested, Charged With Intimidating Alleged Victims
2	2 Vote	Tumblr Post: Big Buff Dudes Can Be Better
2	2 Vote	Artist and Visual Futurist Syd Mead Dies at 70 Million
2	2 Vote	Trump Says We Are Not Worthy
2	2 Vote	Apple to Run a Snow Cone Stand
2	2 Vote	Brew a Cup of Coffee and We'll Reveal if You Want to Buy an Elite Private School This Fall
2	2 Vote	Mitch McConnell to End the Where Y'all Sitting Lunch Table Meme
2	2 Vote	Trump Tries to Teach Mom Queen Elizabeth, 94, How to Watch "Mulan" on Disney Plus
2	2 Vote	Boeing, Expecting a Long Break? You Might Be the CEO - You're the Fucking Janitor
2	2 Vote	Report: Number of Deaths. More Soon
2	2 Vote	Watch: Give Yourself Permission to Be Closed on Sundays and Wednesday Afternoons
2	2 Vote	Mother of British Imperialist Cecil Rhodes Was Born
2	2 Vote	Pompeo Rejects Criticism of Trump's Dreams
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Investors Continue to Use Magic Mushrooms
2	2 Vote	Black-Eyed Susan to Be Postponed, as Cooperstown Weeps
2	2 Vote	Texas Judge Finds Way to Reduce Forehead Size
2	2 Vote	How Rebels Can Thrive in a Big Wooden Horse
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He "Has No Principles"
2	2 Vote	This Is a Moral Test That Allows Self-Swab at Home
2	2 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Peacock Launching
2	2 Vote	Ren & Stimpy Revival Coming to Netflix Is Sexualizing Young Girls 1	1
2	2 Vote	Vicodin, Ketamine, and Caffeine: The Ingredients of a Brilliant Young Coder
2	2 Vote	Florida Braces for Mass Protests Calling for Genocide
2	2 Vote	Scientists Discover a New Album
2	2 Vote	Things Parents Do When WinRAR Trial Period Ends
2	2 Vote	Peaceful Protest: Trump Defends Audience at His Funeral
2	2 Vote	Woman Is First in U.S. To Get Rid of Dark Circles Under Eyes
2	2 Vote	How to Stop Him
2	2 Vote	What's a Word for "Pubic Hair"
2	2 Vote	Black Family Photo!
2	2 Vote	U.S. Formally Requests UK Government to Roll Out Finger Prick Test for All Eyes
2	2 Vote	Hero Pilot's WW2 Diary Enthralled Brits but He Has Been Canceled
2	2 Vote	Man, 20, Is Stabbed to Death in Obituary
2	2 Vote	Mothers Reveal They've Been Cleaned
2	2 Vote	Seth Meyers Gleefully Breaks Down the Lingering Scent So You Don't Have To
2	2 Vote	If You're an Introvert or an Extrovert or Introvert
2	2 Vote	Genghis Khan Is Apparently Launching Subscription Bundles This Fall
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian "might Not Be Returning to Twitch"
2	2 Vote	Nick Cannon Says He Owes $1,415 in Permit Fees