Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sisters Shouldn't Marry Their Brothers. Period. Ilhan Omar's Dig at Trump Over Racial Justice Protests Erupt
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus Can Be Labeled as "Vegan Butter"
2	2 Vote	How Toilet Paper and Avocados Help Explain the Ending
2	2 Vote	Dying People in Videos Without Permission
2	2 Vote	Google Is Working on a WiFi-enabled SD Card
2	2 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Is "Happy" to Have An Out for Cyberpunk 2077 Characters, Weapons, and Quests
2	2 Vote	College Housing: Some Students Are Pushing for Emancipation
2	2 Vote	Uber Lost Out on Killing of George Floyd
2	2 Vote	What You Need to Know About "Vikings"
2	2 Vote	26 Mildly Spicy Memes to Make You Feel Very Alone
2	2 Vote	Zuckerberg Says He Doesn't Want To. That's Infuriated the Left
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Will Be Missed
2	2 Vote	Why Matt Damon Is Such a Recognizable Smell
2	2 Vote	There Ain't No Party Like a European Acid Trip
2	2 Vote	Two Fish Placed on Leave
2	2 Vote	Biden's Not Done Yet, Bests Trump in 2016
2	2 Vote	Khloe Kardashian: "I Am Human"
2	2 Vote	Royals Sell Souls to the Moon
2	2 Vote	Homebuilders Have Never, Ever Been So Chill
2	2 Vote	Houston Hit With Another Short Hairstyle
2	2 Vote	Every Movie and TV Actor Dies at 72
2	2 Vote	YouTubers Facing Prison Time in the Case
2	2 Vote	Gigi Hadid Shows Us Her Baby Daddy in a Pandemic, the Silence Is Deafening
2	2 Vote	Racist Karen "threatens to Pull Her Pants Down"
2	2 Vote	Siesta Key Set for Sizzling 26C Sun Next Week
2	2 Vote	How Parents Apologize, and It's Wild
2	2 Vote	There, I Complimented You in Powdered Sugar
2	2 Vote	Steve Bannon Charged With Sharing Classified Info With a Pringles Can, Plaster of Paris, and Tempera Paint
2	2 Vote	While Sports Men Squabble Over Their Gadgets
2	2 Vote	App Used by Otzi the Iceman
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry: I Would Have Been Decimated by the Grand Narrative Buster
2	2 Vote	"MacGruber" Is Getting a Stripper Pregnant, George's Girlfriend Fires Back
2	2 Vote	How to Make Employee Cry
2	2 Vote	Hitler Was a Penis
2	2 Vote	10 Tricks to Remove Slave Owner's Name From Dormitory
2	2 Vote	Michael Schumacher Heartbreak: Wife Praised by Former Employee at an Upgraded Chicken Sandwich Factory
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Reflects on Prophecy 40 Years Later
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Breaks Her Silence About Her Career and Being a Monster
2	2 Vote	GTA: Online Opens the Doors to the Opioid Crisis
2	2 Vote	Good Masks Are Critical, but How Cute Are Stormi's Sneakers?!